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Why is no one questioning the price of cheese in nz still being $15kg give or take when global prices are falling?? #nzpol #crashional #cluxon #nilkinoboats #notfitfor26

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You know they know trouble is coming this year when they need to start grifting on the 1st day of the year. Maybe use some of the money you β€˜saved’ from firing ppl, wrecking school lunches and cancelling those ferries. #nzpol #red26 #crational #1termgovt #cluxon

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So according to Nikki No Boats, if you change the measure in which STATSNZ Measures growth, then we are not actually in decline and its all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everywhere. My back pocket is still waiting for the extra money National promised it. #crational #nikkinoboats #cluxon #nzpol

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R.I.P The Maccas Boss burger. Was nice knowing you. Seems Mr McDonald is struggling atm, prices have risen and ability to customize has reduced. No wonder small
Independent business is struggling if a massive overseas corporation is feeling the pressure #nzpol #nationalsux #crational #cluxon

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Does this ring any bells??? πŸ›ŽοΈ
Ding Ding, it is what this govt is doing to us. #nationalsucks #cluxon #nzpol

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"What's I'm doing is focused very much on my job. As I keep saying; polls, commentariat, rumours, my job is to get on with the country, and getting it sorted for people."

#CLuxon, speaking to Ryan Bridge in 2025 […]

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Sounds familiar #cluxon

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#CLuxon is doubling down on the #B416 social media ban for kiwis under 16. This is a terrible idea, for many well-documented reasons. But, if tech policy and civil rights activists allow ourselves to be pulled into a narrow, negative campaign against it, there's a risk this will push many people […]

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Phew! Miraculous economic recovery incoming! Thanks #cluxon #nzpol

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"I just don't- (sigh), I'm focused, ah, I was elected to do a job. And I know what my job is which is to clean up the mess, turn it around, and get it heading in the right direction and that's what I'm focused on.

And that's, I know that's, yeah.

There's so many different things coming- that's […]

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Thanks #cluxon #nzpol. The business party right?

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Yep. Thanks #cluxon #nzpol. The business party right?

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Thanks #cluxon #nzpol

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Apparently it’s only the 18-30 and 50+ that are struggling with unemployment. Everyone else is doing fine… thanks #cluxon #nzpol

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"I'm not taking any lectures from frick'n Chris Hipkins."

#CLuxon, 2025

www.rnz.co.nz/podcast/focusonpolitics

Ooh, the nice mask mask is slipping. CLuxon is rattled!

The NatACTs are running scared. Which is presumably why they've turned to […]

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This is the talking point #CLuxon pulls out when asked about health system failures;

"Basically I think that's the hangover of a Labour government that didn't care about Auckland, focused on Wellington, shut the joint down for 2 years." […]

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Listening to CLuxon's interviews with Tame and Espiner, it's become clear to me that our PM is a plausible sentence generator in a man suit.

Like ChatGPT, he generates sentences based on the data he's been trained on - in this case talking points - and the prompt he's given. But he has no idea […]

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Listening to Guyon Espiner's interview with CLuxon. He starts off sounding a tad more human than he did with Jack Tame, but the chatbot-speak kicks in about 5 minutes in;

"But what we are doing, is we have refreshed all of our Defence leadership, from heads of the Forces, through the Chief […]

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#USAfailedState
This is the level of PR that #Cluxon #drunkle ##SaymoreShite aspire to
#nzpol

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Psst
Not the only one
May I present our own homegrown embarrassment
NZ PM Chris Luxon
#Cluxon #Cluxoff
#LilChrissy
#nzpol
bsky.app/profile/foxy...

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what a muppet #cluxon #cluxy

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Absolute potato #cluxon #cluxxy

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