Woman Banned from SEPTA for Smelling Too Nice on Subway Vivian Chen was removed from a SEPTA train for wearing deodorant and clean clothes, violating Philly’s new “Code of Suffering.

SEPTA bans woman for smelling like apple pie. New "Code of Suffering" ensures riders arrive drenched in sorrow—and questionable aromas. Scented optimism will not be tolerated on Philly’s public transit.

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