A cartoon showing trump in a doctor’s office. The doctor says: “So, here’s the first question of your cognition test: Two 12-year-old girls leave Chicago on two different trains. One’s going 100 miles per hour; the other, 200 miles per hour. Which one gets to New York first?” trump answers: “Train? Who needs a train? I’ll just call Epstein and have him send out a plane...” Below is a banner that reads: “I guess he...passed?”

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A cartoon showing trump in a doctor’s office. The doctor says: “So, here’s the first question of your cognition test: Two 12-year-old girls leave Chicago on two different trains. One’s going 100 miles per hour; the other, 200 miles per hour. Which one gets to New York first?” trump answers: “Train? Who needs a train? I’ll just call Epstein and have him send out a plane...” Below is a banner that reads: “I guess he...passed?”

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