This is my best post but it got no love. Hasn’t anyone out there seen this ridiculous commercial? #Cologuard

John Stamos and Jodie Sweetin Promote Cologuard® Screening Awareness Campaign for Colon Cancer Famous sitcom stars John Stamos and Jodie Sweetin reunite for a campaign to encourage colorectal cancer screenings. Don't miss this vital conversation.

John Stamos and Jodie Sweetin Promote Cologuard® Screening Awareness Campaign for Colon Cancer #United_States #Abbott_Park #Cologuard #John_Stamos #Jodie_Sweetin

Walgreens Teams Up with Workflow Services to Enhance Colorectal Cancer Screening Accessibility Walgreens has partnered with Workflow Services and Exact Sciences to improve colorectal cancer screening access and raise awareness through Cologuard tests.

Walgreens Teams Up with Workflow Services to Enhance Colorectal Cancer Screening Accessibility #USA #Madison #Walgreens #Cologuard #Exact_Sciences

Well, I just shat in a box and mailed it. Not my proudest moment. 😵‍💫 💩 Better than a colonoscopy, I suppose. #Cologuard

Yeah, since I'm high risk I had to go straight to a #colonoscopy, I can't use #Cologuard, and I have no idea how one would self-order a colonoscopy, especially in one's 30s- I think questions would be asked lol 😂

Today. Today is the day I might poo in the box. 📦 #Cologuard ⏰

Matthew Lillard channels his 'SCREAM' scream king vibes in a new Cologuard ad to conquer colon cancer screening fears.

"No need to scream when you can screen" with the easy at-home test- because horror movies are scary, but proactive health isn't.

#Scream #Cologuard #MatthewLillard

What Are the Alternatives to Colonoscopy? How good are the alternatives to colonoscopy, such as FIT or Cologuard, for detecting colorectal cancer? When should you start?

What Are the Alternatives to Colonoscopy? www.peoplespharmacy.com/articles/wha... via @peoplespharmacy

#colonoscopy #FIT #Cologuard #colorectalcancer #health

So excited! Got my #cologuard box today. Once again I get to shit in a bucket, stick a swizzle stick in it, put that in a vial, pour a liquid into the remaining bucket of shit, seal everything up and hand it to the long-haired 20 year old kid at UPS and not act mortified. To good colon health! 🙄

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a shelf with stuffed animals and says d ' oh . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a shelf with stuffed animals and says d ' oh .

So I just had UPS deliver a box of shit to my doorstep.

Remember to tear off that shipping label before returning your #Cologuard sample!

Cologuard 'Fiesta de cumpleaños' Ad commercial 2025 ✓ Video Cologuard 'Fiesta de cumpleaños' Ad commercial 2025, actor, actress, girl, cast, song...

Cologuard 'Fiesta de cumpleaños' commercial
#Cologuard #abancommercials #commercial Video Cologuard 'Fiesta de cumpleaños' commercial, actor, actress, girl, cast, song
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Our new podcast episode:
youtu.be/qndJtNnlEK8?... #galleri #cologuard #cancer #wholebodymri #cancerscreening

My insurance company wants me to poo in a bucket and mail it to them… there’s a teenage joke in there somewhere, but at my age, not so funny. #cologuard #gettingold

New Campaign 'Pick Up Your Poop' Promotes Colorectal Cancer Screening at Home F Cancer's latest campaign, 'Pick Up Your Poop,' humorously encourages at-home colorectal cancer screening for individuals aged 45 and over.

New Campaign 'Pick Up Your Poop' Promotes Colorectal Cancer Screening at Home #United_States #Costa_Mesa #Colorectal_Cancer #F_Cancer #Cologuard

Extended #cologuard commercial youtu.be/1kKBUyJnpcI...

Since I am literally sending a box of #crap to #cologuard #Maga

@shannonpeel.bsky.social

First time taking this test; it's been quite the adventure! Now, just waiting for the results.

#cologuard #gettingolder #precaution

anyone else like cologuard and progressive or am i the only one on earth
#cologuard #progressive #fanart

To be honest, I had trouble fitting the entire box up my ass

#cologuard

Lil Jon and Cologuard Get Low | Cologuard Patient Site It's time to Get Low with Lil Jon and Cologuard. Learn more about Get Low #2 and how to order your Cologuard test to get ahead of colon cancer...

Just saw the funniest commercial with Lil Jon for Cologuard 🤣

💩. Ship. Screen.

#GetLow
#LilJon
#Cologuard

www.cologuard.com/getlow2

Walked into the UPS store with the identifiable awkward #cologuard box and I said “ugh, embarrassing and here”. The counter kids started laughing a LOT. 🤣 “We’ve shipped something waaaaay more embarrassing.” Good to know. But also, there’s sitcom potential here. #UPS yes I got them to tell me. 😂🤣😳

Previous #Cologuard kit I sent back had "inconclusive" results.Had to wait before sending back a "sample" because they wanted "solid" samples, which is rare since my esophagus surgery. May be the same this time. If this one doesn't work,I'll wait until my primary care doctor schedules a colonoscopy.

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I am absolutely loving this #cologuard ad from #liljon

It's cute, funny, and promotes a good cause.

Cologuard isn't a option for me because of family history, but I encourage anyone who can to get screened however you can.

#coloncancer #colorectalcancer

Lil Jon reveals moment he decided to take his health seriously "A lot of people, we think we're going to be young forever," Lil Jon told Newsweek. "We think we're superheroes, like nothing can happen to us."

Lil Jon out here savin' lives -- definitely click through to see his full Cologuard ad! #ColorectalCancer #ScreeningSavesLives #Cologuard #colonoscopy www.newsweek.com/lil-jon-heal...

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If you change the address on the #cologuard box, you can mail your poop to anyone!

Opening Twitter/X ever day must be what it’s like to work in receiving at the Cologuard lab, opening box after box. #iykyk #twitter #x #cologuard #bsky

#cologuard
#humor

My doctor finally convinced me to do the #Cologuard test.

But there's NO WAY that I'm licking the stamp

It's not like life isn't hard enough, but now I have the pressure of creating a beautiful stool sample for the annual #ColoGuard test, then the indignity of handing over the box at USP that clearly states what it is. Couldn't we pretend its an Amazon return?