Naw, I'm just his driver, officer.
Other than being one of the surest signs of the coming apocalypse, why didn't she just blame it all on the racoon?
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'Chewy' the raccoon found with meth pipe in mouth during Ohio traffic stop
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Against all that I know about human nature, I went to a neighborhood watch meeting yesterday. Thinking we should discuss the coming apocalypse & how we can grow & protect food for our community. Nope, we discussed ants & invasive plants.
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Tories would win just three seats at next election, new polling says. Pic from the website Politics Joe shows uncertain Rishi Sunak
QQ. A General Election crashes into the UK. Where do they bury the surviving Tory MPs?
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