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Great!

Gaussian Splats - yet another new technology to help us lie and deceive one another.

Add it to the pile I suppose.

Nothing is real but the lie anymore.

src: https://youtu.be/X8yRlA7jqEQ

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I guess Uncle Sam doesn't want any brown-skinned folks sneaking in through that "patriotism and sacrifice" loophole. 🙄 🤦‍♂️

"ICE agents will screen attenders of Marine Corps graduation ceremonies"

"...federal law enforcement personnel 'will be present at installation access points to conduct […]

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A friend just received an emergency alert text from both his town and county leadership saying "Hey don't turn your lawn sprinklers on - we don't have enough water" and the people in his small suburb are losing their shit (his words).

He didn't seem to take much comfort from my response not to […]

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$4/gal at the pump this morning and I didn't see a single Trump supporter strutting around the gas station owning us libs.

Surely now is the time to gloat? 🤔

#uspolitics
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Last night during our banned book club meeting I learned that I.C.E. kidnapped some people from the parking lot of our local grocery store with the help of our police department last week and our state penitentiary subcontracts prison labor to corporations.

Great. Now I have two local issues to […]

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Adding a new alleged "thing" to the #StupidestTimeline: "Chinamaxxing"

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Kash Patel Announces FBI's New Training Partner — And It's A Kick In The Head "This is a tremendous opportunity for our FBI agents to learn," the agency director said of the unusual pairing.

You know what? They won. I'm done. I'm just not gonna anymore. #Nope #StupidestTimeline
www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-p...

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Fun with fanatics.

(Islamic) Republic of Afghanistan
- 1973 to 1978 (I) --> 5 years
- 1978 to 1992(II) --> 14 years
- 2004 to 2021 (III)--> 17 years

Note to Pete Hegseth: Islamic 'Republics' don't stay republics after the forces propping them up, depart.

I thought this might be good […]

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Crazy.

I definitely didn't have "starting endless war with fanatics by conducting an incredibly expensive illegal assassination" on my bingo card.

#Kakistocracy
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[Me waking to find we're at war with Iran]: "Wow, there must be some nuclear-grade secrets in those Epstein files."

#HowItsGoing
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My favorite quote I saw on the internet today:

"Can we just get _one_ God damned day without all his bullshit?"

It says a lot about our circumstance that I didn't need another word to know who the author was talking about.

#OhThatGuyAgain
#TiredOfTheCrap
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Just brave enough.

Kudos to the U.K. for having the courage to arrest and investigate one of the more prominent Epstein customers (allegedly). I realize they didn't arrest him for direct involvement with under-age girls but at least it's an attempt to hold him accountable.

Meanwhile here in […]

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I read this… then started having this unbelievable anxiety worried that dumb people may believe this…. I then went to read comments and everyone made me feel immediately better. #StupidestTimeline

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A bunch people scared not to smile. Oh and Tom Riddle is there.

A bunch people scared not to smile. Oh and Tom Riddle is there.

#BoardOfPeace #StupidestTimeline

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From the douche canoe that brought you, 'Your body, my choice'... 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖 #StupidestTimeline #ForReal #WTAF #Idiocracy

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A man with a brainworm walks into a bar and says “I’ve created an AI chat bot”. He goes to the bathroom, snorts cocaine off the toilet seat. When he comes back he announces his chat bot is now the truth and the law of the land.
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#StupidestTimeline #Idiocracy #ForReal #WTAF #JFC seriously... what the actual cuss is going on‽‽ 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖

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A scene in the Mike Judge movie "Idiocracy" where the Secretary of Education is looking down the business end of a shotgun.

A scene in the Mike Judge movie "Idiocracy" where the Secretary of Education is looking down the business end of a shotgun.

“Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons: you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport.”
--Judge Flatt, "Nobody's Fool"

I'm beginning to think we're going to be too stupid to dig ourselves out of this in three more […]

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#StupidestTimeline #Idiocracy #ForReal #AlwaysAFelon 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖

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We truly live in the #StupidestTimeline

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#fascists #Fascism #StupidestTimeline #ForReal #WTAF #AlwaysAFelon

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None of this is fucking normal. Trump in the Oval office has a picture of North America and it is all the US. #StupidestTimeline

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This literally is the exact definition of a participation trophy, if he really accepts this since he didn't win it. #StupidestTimeline

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Trump blames Nobel snub for Greenland demand in text with Norwegian PM The president said he no longer needs to think “purely of Peace” after not winning the Nobel Peace Prize in a letter to the Norwegian Prime Minister.

Just so dumb
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A political position I never thought I'd need to voice:

"I stand with Greenland."

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A miniature model of the WOPR computer featured in the 1980's movie "War Games" complete with blinky lights and a nifty label reading WOPR - War Operation Plan Response since nobody would probably recognize it without it's label.

A miniature model of the WOPR computer featured in the 1980's movie "War Games" complete with blinky lights and a nifty label reading WOPR - War Operation Plan Response since nobody would probably recognize it without it's label.

Perhaps for the sake of story-line consistency they could consider renaming Grok to W.O.P.R?

SkyNet seems like it might be too alarmist.

#AI
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Source: www.newsweek.com/hegseth-announces-grok-a...

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