How far should #ComradeJerkov fuck off???

I made a handy guide 🤣🤣🤣

#ComradeJerkov might be blaming 'his aide' for the register of interests 'mistake' but the rules are clear. It's his responsibility and his fault alone.

Maybe if he had the rules in Russian it'd be easier for him? Or just turned up to work and did his job.

#farage

So it's not his fault cos #ComradeJerkov is shit with a computer any more?

Presumably we're just to forget that and replace it with this?

And that's just what #ComradeJerkov 'forgot' to declare. Which means he earned even more than 380,000, of course.

Also, if he managed to declare SOME stuff and not that 380,000+ then he does know how to declare stuff and chose not to.

I bet he remembered to give those numbers to his accountant...

Cos the last face anyone wants to see before they shuffle off their mortal coil is #ComradeJerkov, naturally.

Especially the children.

#ComradeJerkov

Not even #ComradeJerkov or his scary small boats?

Tbh I don't watch BBC news, I let others take that one for me and harvest the outrage bullet points later 😉👍

And glorious leader #Faragovich, #ComradeJerkov

Of course, #ComradeJerkov - we believe you with your sincere little Russian-arse-kissing froggy face.

I understand the #ComradeJerkov is about to travel to Moscow for a briefing from his superiors. We may be waiting a while for the official response.

If #ComradeJerkov has nothing to hide then he has nothing to fear. Isn't that how we're all told it works?

So now we see that big buddy of #Farage, Bannon, is well-connected with #Epstein

Why am I not surprised.

Use it as a stick to repeatedly thrash #ComradeJerkov along with Frinton.

'So, Nigel, will you be returning his money or keeping it?'

#reform @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Good old #ComradeJerkov

So, let's see...

PM - #ComradeJerkov
Deputy PM - #50pLee
Chancellor - Zia Yusuf, currently not an elected MP
Minister of Defence - Dunning Kruger [not a typo]
Secretary of Culture - Sarah Pochin
Minister for Education - Richard Tice
Foreign Secretary - Ruport Lowe

Shit. We're out of staff...

Surprised #ComradeJerkov hasn't gone to grab another 50 mins of free #bbc advertising for himself and Deform.

Then again he's probably out of the country as usual, boot licking some despot for #TheGrift

Really unsure why you keep misspelling your first name, Dunning

🤔😂

You're right though and it's unfair that people call him #TheGhostOfClacton or the #FrintonFraudster or #ComradeJerkov or 'that frog-faced twat'