Day 10. Still healing. Still betrayed.
I swear if one more human says “McTank,”

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Bro I can’t lick anything but at least I look delicious.

Not sure if I’m recovering from surgery or being served at a drive-thru.
#ShameBurger #ConeBoy #NoBrainAllBun #FastFoodFeral #DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden

They said “you’ll feel like yourself again soon.”
Cool. Which self though. The one with dignity? Or the one with… satellite reception?

They said “it’s for your own good.”
So was broccoli. So was the bath. Lies. All of it.

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