You look like Jeffrey Dahmer
I love Billy!!!
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Ash bad mouthed Jake and he'll make his bad joke her fault
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
The producers are pretty talented to select more gaslighters than men this season
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Another one who can't take it when his shit jokes don't land
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
I don't want to hurt your feelings but I'll put you with the crazy eyes.
I don't normally go for that.
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
None of these men own mirrors?
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Rhi has that very Aussie rise in intonation at the end of every
ce
en
nt
se
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Awhina and Adrian are this year's Jade and Ridge. Why do they match single mothers with immature children?
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Adrian throwing up all the red flags tonight
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
"I can't wait for my turn"
No kidding, Morena
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
How do you bond with "I can draft contracts"?
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Jacqui is much more comfortable with her resumé than anything below the surface
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Adrian has cruised on his looks and cheeky smile his whole teens and 20s. It's less cute when you're an adult with responsibilities.
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Communication is important but I'm going to keep speaking over you
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
I think I know what Adrian's hiding
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
These guys have such insight into their wives' foibles but none for their own
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Eviscerate him, Jacqui
"It lacks class" says the guy who rated his wife third or fourth
#JustBeingHonest
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
I worked on myself. I got a dog.
What?
#ConfessionsWeek
#MAFSAU #MAFS
And this might be why his cousin wanted him matched with someone younger
#ConfessionsWeek
#RateTheContestants
#MAFSAU #MAFS
It's interesting to see Morena's approach to ranking the men
#ConfessionsWeek
#RateTheContestants
#MAFSAU #MAFS
There was an actual tear
#ConfessionsWeek
#RateTheContestants
#MAFSAU #MAFS
"I'm attracted to dark hair" says the guy whose wife wants the blonde and blue babies.
#ConfessionsWeek
#RateTheContestants
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Shoes on the bed and put his wife third????
She's doing inventory of all the things she can stab him with.
#ConfessionsWeek
#RateTheContestants
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Anyone who doesn't put their partner at the top is cruel
#ConfessionsWeek
#RateTheContestants
#MAFSAU #MAFS
Being honest is not hard for me.
Being kind is, though
#ConfessionsWeek
#RateTheContestants
#MAFSAU #MAFS