When's someone going to get it through to the chuckleheads in Congress that just because a service doesn't bring in revenue on paper, it doesn't mean it's not worth keeping
Like, I don't buy gasoline because the ROI goes down the drain from the moment I start the ignition
#CongressMustStarve
BREAKING: Billion dollar nepobaby douchebag complains about the notion of other people getting what they need for free, breaks entire government structure in resulting temper tantrum.
#EatTheRIch #CongressMustStarve
I've always said that the government expects you to die before they're forced to help you.
This all but proves it.
#EatTheRich #CongressMustStarve
Good catch, thank you.
#EatTheRich #CongressMustStarve
Imagine playing chicken with Norville "Shaggy" Rogers and losing.
Just imagine what kind of jellyfish would have more spine than someone like this.
And imagine that there's 213 of them in Congress.
#EatTheRich #CongressMustStarve #BothSidesSuck
How to spot the difference between a Republican and a Democrat in office:
Ask them to salute.
The Republican will gladly emulate the Nazi salute with gusto, while the Democrat is so lame they can only manage an uncertain shoulder roll.
#CongressMustStarve #EatTheRich #FuckBothParties
I swear to god if the Republicans finally pass a bill to fund SNAP as it approaches Thanksgiving I'm going to thank them for their cooperation by finding out their favorite racehorse, learning lockpicking and investing in a machete.
They'll get the message, I hope.
#EatTheRich #CongressMustStarve
So I get my food stamps on the first normally, so I figured I'd check my account.
Oh look. Look what's missing. Look what's missing #Congress. Look. Do you see it? Because I see it. Look what's missing, guys. LOOK WHAT'S MISSING, GUYS
GUESS WHAT'S ON THE MENU GUYS
#EatTheRich #CongressMustStarve
"Why do the right feel the need to smear reputations and throw around immature memes? Can't they just act like decent people?"
No, no they can not. They are inherently indecent and they know it.
#CongressMustStarve
