I showed up on day all the #Conroe #Army recruits were being driven 45m South to the #Houston Army hub to sign our actual papers, & like, make the commitment or whatever.

It was me, plus 5 identical-looking, fully-shaved-head guys ("You know they'll do that for you, right?" - Recruiter, #lol)

7/9

Have I ever told you guys the story about how the #USArmy stole my birth certificate? 🤔

In ~2009, I was desperately looking for work (I'd find the HCN sports reporting gig a bit later), and thought, "Idk, maybe the #military," so I went to the #Conroe recruiting center...

1/9 #Army #military

... which were just plaster and concrete in the first place. So they eventually were compelled to make plaster fig leaves for all the dicks, & even though it was the same material as the statues, they still looked horribly mismatched & were way too big, to boot 😆

2/2

#TheWoodlands #Conroe #TX #lol

A digital flyer in black, white, and gray with red and gold accents reads: 2026 MARCH 28 GREATER HOUSTON AREA NO THRONES. NO CROWNS. NO KINGS National No Kings logo at center. Kingwood 9am-Noon Kingwood Town Center Cypress 9am-1pm 13301 F.M. 1960 Rd W. & 290 W La Porte 10am-Noon Five Points Town Plaza Clear Lake 10am-Noon RSVP for location The Woodlands 10am-1pm Lake Woodlands Dr. & Six Pines Dr Conroe 11am-2pm City of Conroe Government Building Katy Noon-1pm 21010 Katy Fwy, Katy, TX 77449 Pasadena Noon-2pm RSVP for location Brazoria County/Pearland Noon-2pm Ivy Park - Lower Kirby District, Houston Houston (Downtown) Noon-4pm Houston City Hall Galveston 1pm-3pm 2222 28th St Fort Bend County 5pm-6:30pm Sugar Land Memorial Park Details WWW.NOKINGS.ORG RSVP

Greater #Houston has o MANY #NoKings3 location options! #Kingwood #Cypress #LaPorte #ClearLake #TheWoodlands #Conroe #Katy #Pasadena #BrazoriaCounty #Pearland #FortBendCounty #SugarLand #Galveston #HTX #NoKings #NoKings2026 #protest #demonstration #rally #march #50501Movement #Indivisible #activism

A digital flyer in black, white, and gray with red and gold accents reads: 2026 MARCH 28 GREATER HOUSTON AREA NO THRONES. NO CROWNS. NO KINGS National No Kings logo at center. Kingwood 9am-Noon Kingwood Town Center Cypress 9am-1pm 13301 F.M. 1960 Rd W. & 290 W La Porte 10am-Noon Five Points Town Plaza Clear Lake 10am-Noon RSVP for location The Woodlands 10am-1pm Lake Woodlands Dr. & Six Pines Dr Conroe 11am-2pm City of Conroe Government Building Katy Noon-1pm 21010 Katy Fwy, Katy, TX 77449 Pasadena Noon-2pm RSVP for location Brazoria County/Pearland Noon-2pm Ivy Park - Lower Kirby District, Houston Houston (Downtown) Noon-4pm Houston City Hall Galveston 1pm-3pm 2222 28th St Fort Bend County 5pm-6:30pm Sugar Land Memorial Park Details WWW.NOKINGS.ORG RSVP

Updated! Greater #Houston: If you want to attend a #NoKings3 protest, you have options! Ping
#Kingwood #Cypress #LaPorte #ClearLake #TheWoodlands #Conroe #Katy #Pasadena #BrazoriaCounty #FortBendCounty #SugarLand #Pearland #HTX #TX #Texas #NoKings #NoKings2026 #protest #demonstration #rally #march!

A digital flyer in black, white, and gray with red and gold accents reads: 2026 MARCH 28 GREATER HOUSTON AREA NO THRONES. NO CROWNS. NO KINGS National No Kings logo at center. Kingwood 9am-Noon Kingwood Town Center Cypress 9am-1pm 13301 F.M. 1960 Rd W. & 290 W La Porte 10am-Noon Five Points Town Plaza Clear Lake 10am-Noon RSVP for location The Woodlands 10am-1pm Lake Woodlands Dr. & Six Pines Dr Conroe 11am-2pm City of Conroe Government Building Katy Noon-1pm 21010 Katy Fwy, Katy, TX 77449 Pasadena Noon-2pm RSVP for location Brazoria County Noon-2pm Ivy Park - Lower Kirby District, Houston Houston (Downtown) Noon-4pm Houston City Hall Fort Bend County 5pm-6:30pm Sugar Land Memorial Park Details WWW.NOKINGS.ORG RSVP

Attention Greater #Houston: If you want to attend a #NoKings3 protest, you have options! Ping
#Kingwood #Cypress #LaPorte #ClearLake #TheWoodlands #Conroe #Katy #Pasadena #BrazoriaCounty #FortBendCounty #SugarLand #Pearland #HTX #TX #Texas #NoKings #NoKings2026 #protest #demonstration #rally #march!

Resisters on overpass Conroe TX banners TRUMP [ Heart ] EPSTEIN - TWO PEAS IN A PEDOPHILE POD HONK TO DUMP TRUMP

MAR 3
the 50501 Movement Renee French
tinyurl.com/ywwnbzut
Deep #red #Conroe , Tx!

#NoWAR
#ICEOUT #AbolishIce
#RefuseFascism #TrumpMustGo #Resist #RATR
27

It’s real! It’s not good, but it exists!

And so forth. You get it. It’s a Star Wars reference, that line of Obi-Wan’s.

Just got a robocall from a #telemarketer using a #Nacogdoches area code (which I also have; I was in #Conroe when I got assigned mine), a real place in #Texas where my mom went to college (SFA), & which I used to have to drive through weekly.

“Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.”

#TX

Celebrating Educational Excellence: 2026 Cat® Lift Trucks Scholarship Awarded to Isha Sahnan Mitsubishi Logisnext Americas honors Isha Sahnan as the winner of the 2026 Cat® Lift Trucks Scholarship, supporting her future in STEM and engineering.

Celebrating Educational Excellence: 2026 Cat® Lift Trucks Scholarship Awarded to Isha Sahnan #United_States #Mitsubishi_Logisnext #Cat_Lift_Trucks #Conroe #Scholarship_Winner

Listening to the new song from Delilah Bon on my way to Conroe for this protest.

🎶I will take to the street
Using my voice for those that gave every breath🎶

Way more Trump supporting drivers today on the bridge and I’m glad we could irritate them.

#weriseup #protest #conroe #texas #fuckice

We Rise Up & Cypress-Tomball Democrats Protest Conroe ICE Detention Facility · We Rise Up Cypress-Tomball Democrats of Harris County are joining with We Rise Up to protest the inhumane treatment of people in the high-capacity Joe Corley ICE Detention Facility in Conroe, TX. Detainees are...

✊🏼Banner Drop Ice Protest Tomorrow ✊🏼

11AM on I45/336 North in Conroe, Tx

Bring signs and friends.

If you need an address for GPS, we are near 1400 N Loop 336 W, Conroe, TX 77304.

#conroe #protest #houston #fuckice

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We Rise Up & Cypress-Tomball Democrats Protest Conroe ICE Detention Facility · We Rise Up Cypress-Tomball Democrats of Harris County are joining with We Rise Up to protest the inhumane treatment of people in the high-capacity Joe Corley ICE Detention Facility in Conroe, TX. Detainees are...

Join We Rise Up in #Conroe #TX to #protest the hi-capacity Joe Corley ICE Detention Facility, Sat. 28 FEB 11A-1P at N Loop 336 Bridge @ I-45 near 1400 N Loop 336 W, Conroe, TX 77304! #demonstration #resistance #resist #ICE #AntiICE #antifa #antifascism #antifascist www.mobilize.us/weriseup/eve...

#ForSale: 2006 #Pontiac #GTO - #Cars - #Conroe, TX at #Geebo

Please learn more at...

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Sapphire Gas and Delos AI Team Up to Transform Industrial Operations Using AI Sapphire Gas Solutions has partnered with Delos AI to revolutionize its operations with an integrated AI platform, enhancing efficiency and transforming workflows in the energy sector.

Sapphire Gas and Delos AI Team Up to Transform Industrial Operations Using AI #United_States #AI_Transformation #Conroe #Sapphire_Gas #Delos_AI

Next Level Medical to Host Ribbon Cutting for New Clinic in Conroe, Texas Celebrate the expansion of Next Level Medical's Conroe clinic with a ribbon cutting ceremony. Join us for the event on February 17, 2026.

Next Level Medical to Host Ribbon Cutting for New Clinic in Conroe, Texas #United_States #urgent_care #Conroe #Next_Level_Medical

Everything coming out of this #fascist assault on our citizenry is so hard to watch...

This is from @ms.now and revolves around #Houston and #Conroe, the place I fled for Seattle last year.

youtu.be/nzEfVlAlReA?...

Profoundly, viscerally upsetting. I support the death penalty for #ICE abuses 😤

Experience the Thrill of Monster Jam®: A Special Event at Northern Tool Conroe Store Join Northern Tool + Equipment on February 5 for a thrilling day featuring the Monster Jam® truck in Conroe, Texas, plus exclusive giveaways!

Experience the Thrill of Monster Jam®: A Special Event at Northern Tool Conroe Store #USA #Northern_Tool #Monster_Jam #Conroe #Conroe_TX

Join the Excitement: Monster Jam® Truck Comes to Northern Tool in Conroe Experience the thrill of Monster Jam® with a special event at Northern Tool + Equipment in Conroe. Get ready for fun activities and exclusive giveaways!

Join the Excitement: Monster Jam® Truck Comes to Northern Tool in Conroe #United_States #Northern_Tool #Monster_Jam #Conroe #Conroe_Event

This @clickhole.bsky.social is esp #hilarious to me bc I had a boss in #Conroe, Artis, who wouldn't even brook the mention of Bart Simpson's name in her presence, she hated him so much 🤣

youtu.be/uXKoiJrEUtI?...

Craziest #boss I ever had, easily. Makes these people seem sane 😆

#lol #Simpsons #TX

Nothing Bundt Cakes to Open at the Retail Center at Conroe Nothing Bundt Cakes will be open along Highway 242 by restaurant franchisee group GSR Group.

This exact thing happened to my boss in #Conroe, Artis McCormack, who got tricked into buying a quote-unquote #teacuppig or #minipig on the side of the HWY in #TX, & wound up with a full-ass #hog in a few months 🤣

youtu.be/1bTSQmjGsks?...

I love Amy, tho: youtu.be/v5oR0cwAGSQ?...

#pigs #cutepets

FREE AMERICA WALKOUT 1.20.2026 – 2pm LOCAL TIME ANYWHERE & EVERYWHERE – FOR OUR FREEDOMS FREEAMERI.CA -yellow poster w/ image of 3 people a man at edge of American Distress flag w/ FREE AMERICA in place of stars a man in wheelchair & a woman red overalls https://action.womensmarch.com/calendars/free-america-weekend

#FreeAmerica Weekend ☮️ JAN 17 ⭐ 20
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#Loveland CO
#Boston MA
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#Conroe TX

#RefuseFascism #TrumpMustGo #RATR #Resist
#6

Crispy Cones, Shark Tank Winner, to Open First Greater Houston Area Location Crispy Cones has set its sights on Conroe with plans to open a new sweets shop in the area early in 2026.

D3
#SlightRisk in SW #DixieAlley esp #Shreveport #Austin #RoundRock #cedarpark #georgetowntx #Tyler #Waco #Killeen #Temple #Texarkana #CollegeStation #BryanTX #Conroe #HuntsvilleTX #Lufkin
15% #SevereWx risk
#Wxx #Wxtwitter #SPC #Tornado #Wind #Hail #BlueSkyWx #TXwx #ARwx #LAwx #CTXwx #BCSwx #HOUwx

#ForSale: 1994 #GMC #Yukon - #Cars - #Conroe, TX at #Geebo

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I remember vividly in #Conroe #Texas, & that was is 2013/4! 🐗

No Kings protesters line street Conroe Texas

OCT 18 #NoKings 2.0
Red States & Blue States
N🚫 Thrones N🚫 Crowns N🚫 Kings

rp @kleckwrites.bsky.social
No Kings. #Conroe, Texas, in ruby #red Montgomery County.

#RedStates #BlueStates
#12

Crunch Fitness to Open a New State-of-the-Art Gym in Conroe, Texas, Spring 2026 Crunch Fitness is set to unveil its new gym in Conroe, Texas, featuring innovative amenities and membership plans starting at just $9.99 per month.

Crunch Fitness to Open a New State-of-the-Art Gym in Conroe, Texas, Spring 2026 #United_States #Crunch_Fitness #Undefeated_Tribe #Conroe #Conroe_Texas

Small RED cities need to see this message the most.

In America, we have NO Kings, and we say NO to fascist’s.

#NoKings #Conroe #Texas