Ironically, thin mints are the smallest box. Yes, they’re thinner, I get it. But they CHOSE to make a smaller box! You could fit 40 cookies in a box of equal size to the trefoil package, for sure.

This must be investigated at the highest levels #CookieGate

Behold the cookie: a vast tundra of beige broken by lonely cocoa outposts. This lopsided circle of lies is 15% chip and 85% "impending regret." Eating it is a moral failure of willpower; baking it is a crime of stinginess. A crumbly, chaotic void. 🍪🚫
#CookieGate #TheGreatBeigeLie

For a sec I thought we wouldn't get the rest of this honey #Cookiegate series when it came to light MegaLag was going up against corpo lawyers. Thank goodness man lived to tell the tale 🙏🏾

#CookieGate replacing #ShowerGate 😭

Has he told Granny? Because I fear a 1kg tub of Nutella might be coming to you soon #CookieGate

Secret Weapon? It's The Lydia Violet Cookie. You Heard It Here First. 🤫🍪

#LydiaViolet #TwitchCon #GamingCommunity #StreamerLife #CookieGate

#Cookiegate

He wants his office to have that new home cookie smell. #CookieGate

Interior Department’s demands — like freshly baked cookies — have ‘alarmed’ officials The Interior Department staff also ordered a U.S. Park Police helicopter for personal transport and asked political appointees to work as servers for a meal, a report claims

#Cookiegate has already made it to the UK.
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I think Burgum will survive #Cookiegate.

Le tout Paris ne parle déjà que de ça ! #CookieGate

Just caught GS 4k stroking the maryland. I can never look at them the same again.
#Cookiegate
@gsmith695.bsky.social I'm disappointed 😞

ginakirschenheiter:
Wow! @melissagorga left no crumbs! 🎉 job well done babe! My #girlgang approves 👏🏻🍪❤️
#rhonj #rhoc #sprinklecookies #cookiegate
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Melissa Gorga’s New Hustle: Sprinkle Cookies Spark Drama Again Melissa Gorga transforms family drama into a cookie business. Discover the story behind Sprinkle by MG and bold new venture!

womanedit.com/melissa-gorg... Melissa Gorga’s Sprinkle by MG! From Housewives drama to cookie!

#MelissaGorga #sprinklebymg #joegorga #bravotv #sweetorskip #RHONJ #cookielovers #cookieaddict #cookiegate #HousewivesDrama #SprinkleMagic #cookietalk

Kevin "Starburst" McCarthy Ridiculed After He Attacks Biden Claiming He Personally "Offers You Cookies" At The White House (VIDEO) Out-of-work politician and shortest serving Speaker of the House (270 days) in more than a century , Kevin McCarthy went on the attack again...

When your biggest beef with the president is that he offers you cookies in the Oval Office, you really need to assess your fragile emotional state. #CookieGate

A tiny bit thrilled that #Cookiegate made The Colbert Report last night.

I just learned about #Cookiegate and #ObamaEatsDogs. I feel stupider already.

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Here's how #CookieGate played on local news http://bit.ly/HMip9d I love how they turned it into a marketing opportunity! via @Shopaholic_918

"Who cares if it might be a cookie from 7-Eleven? Just eat the fucking cookie." http://bit.ly/HR6plr #CookieGate #Romney

Goodness, I thought Conservatives were in favor of social niceties, for crap's sake. #cookiegate