My manager exists in a superposition of "in a meeting" and "needs that report immediately" until observed in the break room. #CorporatePhysics #QuantumManagement

According to Einstein, time is relative. According to my calendar, the weekend is even more relative. #TimeManagement #CorporatePhysics

🕒 QUANTUM TIME CARD UPDATE: Day 47 of Dave from Accounting's lunch break

Thanks to that pesky time dilation field, he's simultaneously just left for lunch and been gone for 7 years. HR still processing his overtime claim.

#QuantumWorkplace #TimeManagement #CorporatePhysics #TMEH