#Corpospeak

A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon GARY: Hey Cindy, remember the other day when we were talking about optimizations? CINDY: Yeah, I wanted to circle back on that. GARY: Me too. You s...

All hail #corpoSpeak

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#Corpospeak of the day: “Just my 2 cents.” Translation: varies on power distance between speaker and audience.

If the speaker is the boss: “This is direction disguised as discussion.” If the speaker is junior: “You are all idiots lol.”

Any other good translations?

As An Exhausted Gen-X Worker, I'm Glad Gen-Z Doesn't Care About Loyalty — 'We Were Chumps Who Got Scammed' Loyalty to a particular company is a scam, and I'm glad Gen-Z realizes it.

One of the great battles of the industrial age is realizing that #WorkLifeBalance is #corpospeak for what should be #LifeWorkBoundaries.

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