🚀 Outerspace is Weird
📍 Green Cheek Beer – Orange, CA
🛸 Hazy IPA

Verdict: POUR

This hazy alien juice tastes like you got abducted by citrus-loving extraterrestrials who just wanna rage.

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🐘 Elephant
📍 Carlsberg – Copenhagen
🍺 Strong Lager | 7.2% ABV

Shows up like a world traveler, sips like a layover. Slightly sweet, mildly boozy, but honestly? The elephant on the label does most of the heavy lifting.

Verdict: IGNORE

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🍊 Ain’t No Tang
📍 Green Cheek x Rhinegeist – Cincinnati, OH
🧪 IPA – American
⭐️ Rating: POUR

Picked it for the name—stayed for the zesty citrus chaos. It’s not Tang. It’s way better. Real fruit vibes with a crisp bitter kick.

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