Mom says that she has a top that she was "thinking about putting it in the rag bag, but it’s never been used." #TheMoreYouKnow #CrainStreet #RandomThoughts
Mom says she wouldn’t want to look for a job now. “You can put a bunch of lies on a piece of paper.” #CrainStreet #randomthoughts
Mom says it’s all men cooking now. “I would like to be served once.” #CrainStreet #randomthoughts
Mom says all they sell you is stuff for your skin lately. #CrainStreet #randomthoughts
Mom says that she has a top that she was thinking about putting it in the rag bag, but it’s never been used. #themoreyouknow #CrainStreet #randomthoughts
Mom says the neighbor gets 6 packages at once. “They deliver all day long.” #CrainStreet #randomthoughts #themoreyouknow
Mom weighs in with very strong opinion about the home care nurse for the millionth time, followed by her self-absolving catch-all conclusion “I don’t say anything because it’s none of my business.” #CrainStreet #randomthoights
For some reason, mom is rapid-fire listing all the people at the dermatologist: “big ones - little ones - old ones - young ones… a man with two kids!” #CrainStreet #randomthoughts
Me: I like berries.
Dad: Raspberries?
Me: Yes.
Dad: Blueberries?
Me: Sure.
Dad: There must be a berry you don’t like.
Me:
Dad:
#randomthoughts #crainstreet
Mom is telling me about the new PT therapist. “He lives alone. He has a mother.” #goodtoknow #randomthoughts #CrainStreet
Mom says that the birds crapped on her windows. “Even the birds are against me.” #randomthoughts #CrainStreet
Mom says that her neighbor has a flag on his truck because “he’s a great patriot who lets his weeds grow 4 feet tall.” #crainstreet #randomthoughts #4thofjuly
Dad says that he asked his dentist one time, and he confirmed my dad has “an over abundance of saliva.” #themoreyouknow #randomthoughts #crainstreet
Mom assures me that you wake up fine after a colonoscopy. “I went to a funeral after mine!” #RandomThoughts #CrainStreet #TheMoreYouKnow
Mom says that Buddy Guy is at their nearby church “all the time.” #RandomThoughts #CrainStreet
Random Thoughts from Mom and Dad... # 135.070514:
Mom advises that talking about something makes it real.
#randomthoughts #happymothersday #crainstreet
Dad is asking me if my colleague wears clothes “like a person.” #CrainStreet #randomthoughts
My mom tells me that they’re going to start using “A-One” in Google. It took me second… #A1 #AI #CrainStreet
Mom says that soon the television will be so different, you won’t know what to watch. #CrainStreet #hottakes #TheMoreYouKnow
Mom wants more mammogram trucks. “I just don’t think you need to make a big damn deal about it.” #CrainStreet
Mom says that their block is “deader than a door nail. No action at all!” #CrainStreet