False Spring, Bullshit Weather, & Migraines That Are Out for Blood False spring has arrived in Illinois, which means chaotic weather, furious migraines, and joints that feel like they’re staging a jailbreak. Between pharmacy roulette, neurologist nonsense, and a surprise DNA revelation, this week’s health update from The Crippled Cryptid is… a lot. Pull up a chair at the Lunatic Café.

False spring, pharmacy roulette, neurologist nonsense, & a surprise DNA twist.
Another week surviving life in a haunted meat suit.

New Cryptid health update 👇
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#ChronicIllness #Disability #HealthUpdate #ServiceDog #CrippledCryptid

Luna Takeover: Puppy Love, Spells, and Survival 🐾💜 Hi, I’m Luna Bean- medical alert service dog, certified Good Girl, and full-time nervous system supervisor. This week, I navigated EEG glue chaos, cozy baths, and Valentine’s prep, all while making sure Mama stayed safe, sane, and maybe a little spoiled. Winter is cold, but love, fur, and puppy power keep us warm.

Hi, I’m Luna Bean 🐾💜 Winter chaos, puppy love, and Valentine’s prep- watch me keep Mama safe & cozy! Read more: https://linktr.ee/skylanarissa
#LunatheServiceDingo #ServiceDog #ChronicIllness #DisabilityAdvocate #Disabled #ChronicallyIll #CrippledCryptid #EDS #MCAS #Migraine #Zebra

Feasts of Fortune: A Folklore Thursday Mini for Lunar New Year A soft-lit bite of Lunar New Year magic: from dumplings that invite wealth to tangyuan that hug family close, discover how food carries luck, prosperity, and protection into the year ahead. 🥟✨

Dumplings, noodles, tangyuan, and tangerines- every Lunar New Year bite is a little blessing. 🍊🥟✨
Honor the stories, savor the magic, and share your own feast of fortune. #CrippledCryptid