In some ways he is what he seems: a lazy chancer, obsessed with money & fame. But in other ways, our new Prime Minister is a complete fabrication: to his family, Boris is known as Al (exander). His middle name, didn't become part of his buffoonery brand until Eton. #CrownAClown
The Guardian was in all out opposition to Boris in favour of Hunt in the run up to the #CrownAClown event. Watch now as they back Johnson to the hilt in their fight against Jeremy Corbyn and the many. #BeatTheBias #ElectionDUD #WeBackCorbyn
Part of the schools revolution under Corbyn must be to #AbolishEton. The privileged should not get a free trip on the gravy train from the gates of their private preparatory schools all the way to being Prime Monster in Number 10 via a Tory #CrownAClown competition.
Both Tory #CrownAClown contenders led relentless & savage cuts that have caused a crisis with £7.7bn taken out of social care funding since 2010. Of course, with votes up for grabs, they suddenly see the error of their ways! Do you believe Tories will sort out social care? #GTTO
The attitude towards social care of both Tory contenders in the #CrownAClown competition is clear, & has been throughout their time in office. They are playing us for fools by promising improvements. Don't be a fool. When the time comes, vote Labour - for the many. #GTTO #JC4PM
There's good news & bad news. Good news 1st: a GE is imminent. Bad news: Tory & Lib Dem leadership elections (GE campaigns in all but name) have been up & running for weeks. They are working together in full campaign mode & plan a coalition following the Tory #CrownAClown event.
Jeremy Hunt is more dangerous. He will string his leadership out as long as possible, exactly like May did. Boris would last five minutes, partly because he has set a Brexit deadline he can't meet, partly because he only wants to be PM to win a bet he made in school. #CrownAClown
Jeremy Hunt is suggesting he is a man of the people, not just 'an entrepreneur.' He is just like us, because we all hang out down the docks eating fish and chips and drinking Irn-Bru right? #GTTO #CrownAClown
Priority number 2 is road building, and he can't remember priority number 3! This guy is actually worse than Trump! I really hope he gets in because Hunt is much more dangerous and Boris will be such a disaster that an early GE is inevitable. #CrownAClown
In light of the #MarkFieldAssault last week, do Tories recommend calling the police if a woman is screaming in the middle of the night? No! Here's Mogg protecting his #CrownAClown champion & condemning 'curtain twitchers' who 'invaded his privacy.'...
The MSM is complicit in an anti-democratic sleight-of-hand by which a minority government gets to impose a new Prime Minister on the say so of 0.25% of the electorate. Whoever wins the #CrownAClown event, they have no mandate to govern. A GE is the only answer. #BeatTheBias #GTTO
Poor old Chuka Umunna, if he had just been true to his lack of principles and joined the Tories from the outset, he would certainly now have the shot at Downing Street he so desperately craves, seeing how well Tory Rory is doing in the #CrownAClown Competition... #TinyTears
Which of the five remaining heartless millionaires will be running the country? Does anyone actually believe they are capable of doing a good job? Does anyone actually believe this a democracy? #CrownAClown #ToryLeadership #PrimeMinister
