A picture of myself, a nonbinary white person with brown hair and hazel eyes, wearing a brown shirt. I have a couple necklaces on and I’m looking up at the camera. Grass and dead leaves are in the background.

I only look cute when I’m in the woods. #cryptidlife #selfie

Movie poster for "The Squatchers" by Pure Magic studios. An absolutely RIDICULOUS Sasquatch hunting epic!

Ooooh boy! Y'all, we are in for a TREAT tonight!

It's time for THE SQUATCHERS!

#MFWatches
#Sasquatch
#CryptidLife

It's just the local Cryptid Welcoming Package. Don't worry, the tentacle sex comes later.

#MFWould #CryptidLife

Definitely not me shopping for shelving based on dick size. (It's definitely me shopping for shelves based on dick size.)

🤣

#CryptidLife

Choose your cryptid roommate:
🧌 Bigfoot
👽 Alien
🧛 Vampire
🦎 Lizard Person
#CryptidLife #ParanormalPoll #FoggyJack13

Choose your cryptid roommate:
🧌 Bigfoot
👽 Alien
🧛 Vampire
🦎 Lizard Person
#CryptidLife #ParanormalPoll #FoggyJack13

Choose your cryptid roommate:
🧌 Bigfoot
👽 Alien
🧛 Vampire
🦎 Lizard Person
#CryptidLife #ParanormalPoll #FoggyJack13

Choose your cryptid roommate:
🧌 Bigfoot
👽 Alien
🧛 Vampire
🦎 Lizard Person
#CryptidLife #ParanormalPoll #FoggyJack13

"Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when I wake up looking like a cryptid every morning?

#MorningStruggles #BeautySleepMyth #CryptidLife #NotSoFresh"

Happy Monsterfucker Monday, y'all!

I'm working on a quick Holiday Shopping Guide for your Local Cryptid Lover, in case you need any last-minute ideas. 😉

Should have it out a little later tonight!

💜
Auntie May

#Monsterfuckers
#HolidayShopping
#CryptidLife
#SupportSmallBusiness

Justin, signing up for bluesky- How did you get past the "prove you're human" test?
Kim: You just click the dialogue box...
Jus: No, I meant how did *you* get past the test?
Kim: ....🫠

#pillowtalk #CryptidLife edition