I've rode the waters from Jay-Pan to the Yucatan...
THE GREAT KANAKA
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Movie poster for Psycho Beach Party
Alt movie poster for Psycho Beach Party.
And now, for something comPLETEly different: PSYCHO BEACH PARTY
Let's unpack our bongos, y'all. 😏
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Movie poster for the 2024 horror camp phenomenon "Slay".
Screenshot of an Instagram post by Jem Garrard, the director of SLAY. The post shows an alternate movie poster.
Y'ALL.
Tonight's movie is SLAY, the 2024 phenomenon by Jem Garrard!
HIGHLY recommend! 20/10! Absolutely spectacular!
Drag Queens, & Vampires, & Camp, OH MY!
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Ok, welllll that was kind of a bust.
I may come back to it later to see if it's redeemable, but I'm not sitting through 2 hours of badly edited tropes tonight. 😬
This is sad! I was looking forward to silly Squatch hunting! Booo hiss.
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Dude. You cannot tell me they made that entire oath & they're not more into hunting Bigfoot!
These people are LAME (except for Tyler & Nate).
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Ok, so 12 minutes in & I'll say that the production quality ain't great & I'm not a super fan of the 'mom with dysfunctional children' vibe, but we're giving it a few more minutes.
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BIGFOOT COUNTRY IS WHITEHALL, NY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I think Nate & Tyler should get gay married & run off to hunt cryptids together, forever!
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Is Nate supposed to be like an autistic Erkel?
They definitely activated his special subject trap card. 😬
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Tyler needs better friends. He can join my friends group! We would watch his silly Squatch movie and take him on monster hunts allll the time!
#Squatchers
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Movie poster for "The Squatchers" by Pure Magic studios. An absolutely RIDICULOUS Sasquatch hunting epic!
Ooooh boy! Y'all, we are in for a TREAT tonight!
It's time for THE SQUATCHERS!
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#Sasquatch
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A screenshot from the movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It depicts the leading lady vampire from her opening intro. She is on her early 90s style cell phone, with extended antenna, asking "Where have all our lesbians gone?"
AND NOW, FOR OUR DOUBLE FEATURE!
JESUS CHRIST, VAMPIRE HUNTER
#JCVH
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Final rating for VELOCIPASTOR!
20/10
This movie was just absolutely incredible. 36k exceedingly well spent on one of the worst movies I've ever seen! 🤣
71 minutes I feel were well and truly spent in rapturous disbelief! Shout out to the unreal special effects. (IYKYK)
🤣🦖
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"CRIKEY! IT'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR!"
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"Remember, it's a 3-pronged attack. That'll overwhelm & confuse him. Pretty sure dinosaurs can't look up!"
#Velocipastor
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Remember, y'all, he's called Frankie Mermaid because he's SWIMMING IN BITCHES.
🤣👏
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Hooker-doctor-lawyer: "I don't know much about God..."
Velocipastor: "I don't know much about dinosaurs!"
#Velocipastor
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There's surprisingly low demand for hooker-doctor-lawyers!
#Velocipastor
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Tonight's entertainment: INTRUDER from 1989, specifically the Joe Bobb Briggs version.
"The ATTIC?! You mean up there where I found you smoking that wacky tobacky??"
WACKY TOBACKY
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Screenshot of the final moment in Nosferatu 2024. It depicts the drained, wasted corpse of Count Orlok laying atop Ellen Hutter (the Maiden). Ellen cradles his emaciated form in the blood-drenched bed. Both of their bodies are surrounded by cut lilacs as the first light of dawn streams across them.
#Nosferatu Final Thoughts
20/10 for absolutely STUNNING cinematography, costuming, historical details, language use, and acting.
Dark, tragic, teetering on the edge of too much, with an ending that was a visceral gut punch to the senses.
In short? This movie was absolutely perfect.
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A snapshot photo of actor Bill Skarsgård, standing in a dark blue naval-style peacoat.
A screenshot from the 2024 Nosferatu, showing a close-up shot of Count Orlok's disintegrating facial features.
For those who aren't aware, THIS is Bill Skarsgård (left) and Count Orlok (right).
Talk about a fucking chameleon! Incredible!
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So apparently Bill Skarsgård gave the prosthetic penis to Nicholas Hoult as a gift after filming ended. 😂
TOLD you that scene was homoerotic! 😂💖
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Ok but that ending shot though.
DAYUM
Yeah, 20/10, I accept this remake. Well done!
*Applause*
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Time for the necrophilia! (Well, more of it.)
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"Anywhere you pause this movie is a painting."
AGREED
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Once again, TOO MANY RATS.
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"Where could he BE?!"
Dude, his wife & kids just died. Where the fuck do you THINK he went???
Also, taking bets now on if the wife & kids eat him.
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Ok, Van Helsing is cool. A+ feminist right there.
And he's probably gay, too. I would not be surprised.
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YEP called it! Them kids went down to chow town!
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"Hey Demons, it's me, ya boi, Hutter!"
Time for some cult stuff & demon sex, I guess. 😬😂
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I fucking LOVE Ellen. She's a baller, y'all! I really hope she's the one who gets to destroy the demon in the end.
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