A hand is holding up three books and a DVD from the library to show their spines.
Got some new things from the library.
#ilovemylibrary #transdayofvisibility #gamechangers #carnosaur #velocipastor
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Dus @jippiejeekip.bsky.social vraagt: als deze film écht bestaat, dan wil ik het zien. Nja. Okidoki! #VelociPastor
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Out now! Ninjas, pimps, and a priest who turns into a velociraptor. 🦖
In this episode of MM10, special guest Klaire Lockheart and I examine the absurd 2017 cult classic Velocipaster.
🎧 Listen here: feeds.acast.com/public/shows...
#velocipastor #sobaditsgood #alyssakempinski #aureliovoltaire
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I’m going to listen to this today. I’ve never seen #VelociPastor and can’t imagine I ever will, but everyone I’ve heard discuss it has had great takes and I bet Klaire is no exception.
It’s a rich vein to mine 🤣
#FilmSky #MovieSky #podcast
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This square image from the Movies Minus 10 Podcast features red text that reads “VelociPastor” overlapping a translucent image of a priest, which slightly obscures a film still of a lumpy dinosaur with jagged teeth.
Please allow me to share my greatest accomplishment of 2026: Peter Rose invited me to discuss VelociPastor on the Movies Minus 10 podcast!
shows.acast.com/movies-minus...
#velocipastor #moviesminus10 #podcast #velociraptor
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A picture of a guy struggling to set up a movie named Velocipastor. It's a self edited version with some of my friends edited into the movie.
It's movie night! You know what that means #VelociPastor
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get involved with our upcoming episode. Tell us why The Velocipastor is screaming? (But you must give wrong answers)
We will choose our favourite ones read them out on the episode and give you and your account a shout-out.
So why is he screaming?
#velocipastor
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Okay, kein Zombiber, zu viele für mich unlustige sexistische Kackscheiße. Wenn ein Film eine wandelnde RedFlag wäre, wäre er das.
Dann schauen wir eben #SharktopusVsWhalewolf. Hätte nicht gedacht, dass #VelociPastor die Latte so hoch hängt.
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Velocipastor 2 trailer is out! Let's go!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6IM...
#Velocipastor #Velocipastor2 #Movie #MovieTrailer
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One of the coolest things I have done in my career. Team #Velocipastor are just the kindest, funniest people. Loved every minute of hosting this panel.
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Any of my NYCC friends who are still in the building, come see me host the #VelociPastor panel at 8:30!
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I MUST see this! 😮😯😲
Have y'all seen this?!?!
#Manoftheclaw #Velocipastor
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@zach-rust.bsky.social
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BLEEDING COOL INTERVIEW: Frankie Kevich spoke with us about her hopes that Apex Legends will be adapted for TV or film, "The VelociPastor 2," and much more. / #ApexLegends #VelociPastor
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This is the best so bad it’s good movie I have ever seen. #velocipastor
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It is also peak cinema. I hope the sequel can get out of post-production hell this year because it's going to be a day one watch.
#velocipastor
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Superpowered cocaine? #VelociPastor keeps you guessing: 'Where did this come from?' 🍿🦖 Get ready for a truly wild ride! #CultCinema #MovieNight Complete episode on YouTube. Podcast out now! @panmankey.bsky.social
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It's on Tubi, Prime, and a bunch of other streaming sites. This is almost NO budget, but funny. My daughter and I have "Priest College" shirts. #velocipastor
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FYI fellow bluesky #Velocipastor fans:
A #horrorwatch or #FrightClub #horror #watchparty is a fun funny insightful cool scary actually interactive actually cool chill as hell
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Our next TWO movies (picked by a lovely subscriber!) are: “Kung Fury" (2015) and "The VelociPastor" (2018)!!! Join me on May 20th at 8 PM EST 🍿🍿🍿 twitch.tv/brittnic94
Subscribers of the channel get a raffle ticket to pick our next film, potentially, and access to past VODs✨
#velocipastor #twitch
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Final rating for VELOCIPASTOR!
20/10
This movie was just absolutely incredible. 36k exceedingly well spent on one of the worst movies I've ever seen! 🤣
71 minutes I feel were well and truly spent in rapturous disbelief! Shout out to the unreal special effects. (IYKYK)
🤣🦖
#MFWatches
#Velocipastor
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"CRIKEY! IT'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR!"
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"Remember, it's a 3-pronged attack. That'll overwhelm & confuse him. Pretty sure dinosaurs can't look up!"
#Velocipastor
#MFWatches
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Remember, y'all, he's called Frankie Mermaid because he's SWIMMING IN BITCHES.
🤣👏
#Velocipastor
#MFWatches
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Hooker-doctor-lawyer: "I don't know much about God..."
Velocipastor: "I don't know much about dinosaurs!"
#Velocipastor
#MFWatches
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There's surprisingly low demand for hooker-doctor-lawyers!
#Velocipastor
#MFWatches
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Had a great chat with the amazing Jesse Gouldsbury today about #VelociPastor 2. SO hyped for this movie to find its way out into the world.
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime🦖 #stupidhorrormovies #kungfu #velocipastor
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HORROR BESTIE BREAKDOWN HAS RETURNED!!!! @thesinisterscoop.bsky.social and I are jumping into the wildest horror movies and breaking them down! Starting out strong with Velocipastor! #horror #dinosaur #velocipastor #ninjas #comedy
youtu.be/sm_0YrFRF4I
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