🎙️ New episode — Voices Without Illusions
Kevin, the self-made crypto prophet.
Every green candle is faith. Every red one — panic.
Now on Patreon, Spotify & RSS.
#VoicesWithoutIllusions #IllusionsNotIncluded #AlexBuday #cryptosatire #bitcoin #blockchain
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🔥 Gavin Newsom trolls Trump with a satirical “Trump Corruption Coin” mocking his legal woes! #TrumpCoin #Newsom #CryptoSatire 🪙
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Still trying to piece together yesterday? Don't bother. $ROOFY is designed for maximum mental relaxation (by forgetting). Sleep easy, amnesiacs! #ForgetYourKeys #RoofyCoin #CryptoSatire
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Feeling overwhelmed by charts? Let ROOFY simplify things. Buy it, forget it. That's the strategy. Seriously. Join the Grand Amnesia Launch! <https://Pump.fun Link> #CryptoSatire #HODLOrForget #ROOFY
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🚨 BREAKING
Memecoin $ZAP announces NASA partnership to launch the first rugpull in space.
Yes, investors are now losing money… in zero gravity. 🌌
Web3 stays undefeated. DYOR.
#CryptoSatire #OnlyInWeb3 #ZAP #Crypto
Disclaimer: yes, it’s a joke — or is it? 👀
Meme coins: where dreams of riches meet bots stealing your lunch money. 🤖💸 They pump, they dump, and you’re left holding the bag... of nothing. 🥲 #CryptoSatire #MemeCoins
"ADA Hype Chronicles: 🚀💸
Step 1: Announce 'Phase Infinity' of the roadmap.
Step 2: Promise 1M TPS (Totally Pretend Speed).
Step 3: Say 'partnerships are coming!' 🔥
Step 4: Pump the shitcoin to the moon. 🌕
Result? Holders: 'This time it’s different.'
#CryptoSatire #ADAHype"
