Why God, Why!?!?!?!
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Pen drawing of Burt Reynolds wearing a cowboy hat and smiling drawn on a white background with an unhewn border.
Puppet Master has done nazisploitation, retro sci-fi, gothic horror, horror comedy, body horror, supernatural horror: really all they need is a carsploitation film with Blade bootleging Coors beer, and I think they will have completed the grindhouse bingo card!
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Heh, yep
And/or they are tired of him making puppets only to leave them rotting on the ground
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It certainly was Tank's finest work
All the better for the lightning to hit him in the boy bits I guess? Though you would think then he would be full nude.
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Wait...wtf was that ending? Did they run out of underwear?
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Wait -- THAT was the end?! Can I have 75 minutes of my life back??
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If the puppets were gonna be salty about what happened to Robert, why didn't they stop Magrew beforehand?
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Well, Dad knew
But how is he their master now? These movies are usually so long on exposition!
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O-VER-ALLS!, O-VER-ALLS!, O-VER-ALLS!
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Two things that would make absolutely any film better without exception, in my humble opinion:
1. A talking cat.
2. Rodney Dangerfield saying that everybody is going to get laid.
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Alright the boys are doin work.. Six-Shooter got the ol' lasso out and Tunneller is... tunneling.... Now it's Blade turn I hope... ooo even the silly ass Jester got a piece #FrightClub #CurseOfThePuppetMaster
A muscled young man in tighty whities tied to a table? Is this a Scorcese film?
Nope, still DeCouteau. #CurseofthePuppetMaster #FrightClub
Pen drawing of Pat Le Mat wearing a suit and scowling drawn on a torn pink notebook page.
I wonder how Pat Le Mat and his wonderful head of hockey hair from the original film would have handled this situation ...
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That dilemma is more engrossing than this movie
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Grunkle (Great-Uncle) Stan in Gravity Falls
How did it take me so long to realize Bowtie Dad is based on Grunkle Stan
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This movie all seems like a ploy just to get Robert in his undies
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"I don't want you to get too attached to him, because I'm planning to suck his soul out and put it into this puppet"
Yeah, well, make a new plan Dad, your kid is in love
I don't really care about the romance but I hate a trashbag parent as much as anyone
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I've done enough drugs to make this bearable... it's really not that hard to watch when your brain function is comparable to Tank's #FrightClub #CurseOfThePuppetMaster
Pen drawing of a puppet's head with blunt features drawn on a crystal Post-It note.
And done! Here's my new sketch of Pinhead to celebrate tonight's Fright Club presentation of Curse of the Puppet Master! Apologies for the haphazard shading, my pen's starting to go dry. Thanks for checking it out folks!
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Making us wait thru 50 minutes of dreck for that all too brief mayhem was NOT a good call π€¦π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈ
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NOW it's time to cheer Tunneler! And Blade! Woo-hoo!
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Now that you mention it... ππΌππΌ #FrightClub & #CurseOfThePuppetmaster
I love how all of these puppets were like the essence of evil in the first one, and by this point their basically amoral heroes. Not since Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds have grindhouse characters gone through such an extreme character rebranding!
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only SLIGHTLY mollified by Tunneler's karmic retribution there #FrightClub & #CurseOfThePuppetmaster
Oop I meant Pinhead
My apologies to both Pinhead and Tunneler
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Yes! Tunneller gettin a little personal there #FrightClub #CurseOfThePuppetMaster
I see a douche working out.. and lurking puppets.... stop the lurking start the killing! #FrightClub #CurseOfThePuppetMaster