Close up of a blue bowl with milk, fruit and fibre and banana (a.k.a. DOG NIP), with my Romanian Heinz 57 fluff meister gazing intently at the contents (and almost licking the edge of the bowl!).

This 👇🏼 is why I suffer the daily misery of an overwhelmingly hun-tastic line manager, and the tippety-fucking-tap of the 10am yoghurt pixie’s spoon. All to keep these straggly-haired wazzocks warm, fed and adored.

What thanks do I get? Accusatory stares and gas.

#WhyDoIBother
#CutePsycho
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