Historically, the global cybersecurity community called on victim countries to declare war against any nation-state that launched a #CyberPearlHarbor. And right now we have the kind of U.S. president willing to consider 35,140 Marines a "solution" to über-deadly cyber attacks:

Finally! They'll prove the deciding factor by saving 3,154 lives stopping an über-deadly #CyberPearlHarbor that will be classified so insanely high that our network commandos won't be able to earn a public award for their heroic militaristic cyberism 🫡

Good thing #layaway has returned. We'll need it when that oft-predicted horrifying #CyberPearlHarbor attack destroys our oh-so-fragile U.S. economy and hurls us back to the #TransistorAge!

OMG Trump knows the horrifying oft-predicted #CyberPearlHarbor is right around the corner!

It's the anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack and you STILL don't impress me with hashtags like #CyberPearlHarbor and #CyberHiroshima and #CyberNagasaki 💣🍄