Two albums. Fourteen tracks. Zero normal genres.
Enduring Love: domestic warfare in Broadway, disco & arena rock.
Life Matters: daily annoyances as soul, jazz & country.
Every song is about your week.
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"The speed limit is fifty. They are doing thirty-five. There is no passing lane."
"Doing Thirty-Five" — a country heartbreak ballad about the driver ahead who has nowhere to be. Ever.
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"By clicking I Agree, you have agreed to everything. Forever."
"Welcome to the Fine Print" — a dramatic spoken-word legal thriller about Terms of Service nobody has ever read.
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"She asked for the manager. The manager was not ready."
"Ode to Karen" — a power ballad tribute to anyone who has sent a meal back twice and still left a one-star review.
This is not satire. This is a documentary.
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"The alarm went off. You heard it. You made a choice."
"Five More Minutes" — smooth R&B about the most dangerous negotiation of the day: you vs. the snooze button.
"The shower can wait. The shower has always waited."
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The light is green. The car ahead has not moved. This is your life now.
"Green Light Meditation" — new age ambient for the intersection of mindfulness and road rage.
What do you do? Gentle horn tap or full blast?
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"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold."
"Thank You for Calling" — a 5-minute soul odyssey through automated phone menus, hold music, and the slow erosion of hope.
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"I had the salad. You had the lobster. We are not splitting this equally."
"The Restaurant Bill" — arena rock for anyone who has ever done mental math while pretending to read the dessert menu.
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"One is cotton. One is wool. Both are beige. Neither is right."
"Mismatched Socks" — a smoky jazz ballad about the sock drawer as a metaphor for the human condition.
You will never fold laundry the same way again.
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"Life Matters (Terms and Conditions Apply)" is OUT NOW.
8 tracks. 8 genres. 8 everyday emergencies treated with the gravity they deserve.
Mismatched socks to restaurant bill math — the soundtrack to your Tuesday.
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