As the governor, I will contact Nintendo and we will make this a reality! #DILSU2028
(I am being held at gunpoint by @speycs.bsky.social to post this)
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Are UTAH one? Yes, you are.
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What the fuck.
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#DILSU2028 IS WIDELY LOVED BY THE BEST OF UTAH RESIDENTS AND BLUESKY USERS
AND LIKE EVOLUTION WILL TURN ALL INTO CRAB OR FERRET, MY FOLLOWERS OPTIMIZED THEMSELVES INTO THIS FORM
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As part of my campaign, I strongly oppose Republican politics. But does that make me a Democrat? Close, but wrong
I align myself with The Mogged Rat party
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INVEST YOUR VOTE IN $DILSU, 2028
THE STOCK OF UTAH'S FUTURE
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WHOLSOMEMEMES IS POSTING DEPRESSIVE MEMES THAT PUSH CONSPIRACY THEORIES, AND ONES THAT LOOK LIKE AI SLOP
THIS IS THE STATE OF YOUR COUNTRY!
VOTE FOR MY IN THE 2028 UTAH ELECTIONS AND I WILL MAKE MEMES WHOLSOME AGAIN
#DILSU2028
#Utah
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Once I become the governor of Utah, you will be given a medal for saving my honor
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APPARENTLY THAT STORY WAS FAKE AS HELL, BUT I STILL CARED!
GET YOUR SELF A GOVERNOR THAT CARES EVEN FOR THE IMAGINARY CITIZENS OF UTAH
#DILSU2028 WE'RE SO BACK BABY
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2026
Only 2 years before my campaign starts for real this time
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Governor shit on pause rn, I got uni to take care of
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#WeWillBeBack
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First it's new York
Next, it shall be Utah!
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This is something I relate with deeply, running for the governor of Utah
Not because I want to
But because I need to
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I'VE MADE IT ALL BACK BETTING ON A HORSE RACE I TURKEY
REAL GOVERNORS NEVER STOP GAMBLING
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Having my specialist design a metro for Salt Lake city
I will transform this place into the new cultural capital of the USA
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This will be Uth when you vote me in
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I've lost 3/4 of the campaign funds in a Balkan casino
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Mander your Gerrys all you like, USA
We all know who the Utah residents will vote for
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Truth is, I don't even like Utah.
But somebody needs to go to them americas and bring civilisation to that barbaric place.
Maybe take back a corn or two, some potatoes, tomatoes. Spread a plague down there, while we're at it.
Utah just seems like a nice place to put my own colony
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Ok so if Utah merges with Nevada, we'll make a superstate that looks like a smaller version of the US
This will boost tourism in both states, I assure you
@thenvindy.com do you see my vision?
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Oh shit I forgot he died in Utah lmao
Consider the KKK, KK-KONVICTED
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As the governor of Utah
I will find the One Piece
#DILSU2028
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I don't got a good campaign post for today but do know I'll be getting KFC on the train station and thinking how to make the beautiful state of Utah a better place
Vote for me if you like a good burger #DILSU2028
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Just finished cleaning the bathroom in my dorm unit
Can the *current* governor of Utah do that? Why I don't think so
Vote for me so I can clean up all of Utah as well!
#DILSU2028
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As the governor of Utah, I will make sure Antifa and Fa finally reconcile after years of war
#DILSU2028
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My team wants me to stop internally calling my political campaign "Gooberposting"
But how can I? The Polish word for Governor is "Gubernator"?
Shit's got Goober written all over it
Vote for me #DILSU2028
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Do you guys like me? #DILSU2028
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I think I could take the current governor of Utah in a fight.
Vote for me if you agree #DILSU2028
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Why vote for a republican or a democrat when you can vote for a guy who is just very good at doing what he's told!
All citizen projects brought by the people of Utah, I will personally see to completion because idk what a governor does and I'll probably be bored
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