Best kind of day—coffee, brunch, and a spa date with my favorite people! Nothing beats good food, great conversations, and ultimate relaxation. Because self-care starts with nourishing the soul (and the skin)! Who else loves a perfect balance?
#SelfCareSunday #BrunchAndRelax #DMVAdventures
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from my X, May 2021. #deadeyeadventures
#DMVadventures 3 hours this time. Sawed-off™ and Dougie™ were so freaking rude! Darlin'™, her Workwife™, and the Smooth Operator™ saved the day. #collectivesighofrelief #DMV #followformore #Ifollowback
from my X, May 2021. #deadeyeadventures
#DMVadventures 5.5 hours. Computers down. Crack Ho™ took a sink bath in the loo. Dennis Nedry™ was bitching b/c he couldn't get his fishing license w/o a driver's license & it was IMPORTANT. Lt Dan™ said eff the govt & called us all cocksuckers. #DMV
I'm in line to get my picture took!!! #dmvadventures
Pen vending machine #DMVAdventures
"Needless" #DMVAdventures