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Last night I was in my office talking to my 13 yr old and we heard a "WOOOOOOOO!" really loud. Turns out some dude was driving up and down our street yelling woo. Right on my guy. Right on. #joy #woo #barrio
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Migrated! All of my previous adventures are now here for your reading pleasure (?) LOL I guess now I need to update the weird stuff that happens in our new place. #CircusFL #barrio #FloridaAdventures
But first, lunch.
from my X, Oct 2021.
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#PineRunAdventures Bartender™ & Dasher™ moved out & didn't tell anyone. Coroner in Orange Grove, murder?, drugs, signs of a struggle & kids left at school b/c gran didn't pick them up -cuz she was dead. They arrested the boyfriend. #FloridaHoller #District12
from my X, Jul 2021.
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#PineRunAdventures- Dj Jazzy Jeff™ is MOVING OUT! 22 foot Uhaul is parked outside their place. Worry not though, there will be other weirdness for me to [tweet] about. #FloridaHoller #District12 #followformore #Ifollowback
from my X, Jun 2021.
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#PineRunAdventures- a continuing saga: DJ Jazzy Jeff™ dropped off several hours later by Muskers™. Drug Bust™ was heard screaming at we assume DJ Jazzy Jeff™ and wife. #FloridaHoller #District12 #followformore #Ifollowback
from my X, Jun 2021.
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#PineRunAdventures- a continuing saga: DJ Jazzy Jeff™ and wife drove away until Muskers™ left.
Drug Bust™ (their son) spent 2 hours cleaning out his van... hmmm... #FloridaHoller #District12 #followformore #Ifollowback
from my X, Jun 2021.
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#PineRunAdventures- a continuing saga: So DJ Jazzy Jeff™ was caught on video breaking into a neighbours truck bed (lockable cover) and digging around for treasure. Muskers™ came, saw, talked to DJ Jazzy Jeff™ and wife, left. Again. #FloridaHoller #District12
from my X, May 2021. #deadeyeadventures
#DMVadventures 3 hours this time. Sawed-off™ and Dougie™ were so freaking rude! Darlin'™, her Workwife™, and the Smooth Operator™ saved the day. #collectivesighofrelief #DMV #followformore #Ifollowback
from my X, May 2021. #deadeyeadventures
#DMVadventures 5.5 hours. Computers down. Crack Ho™ took a sink bath in the loo. Dennis Nedry™ was bitching b/c he couldn't get his fishing license w/o a driver's license & it was IMPORTANT. Lt Dan™ said eff the govt & called us all cocksuckers. #DMV
from my X, May 2021. #deadeyeadventures
Girl fight update #2: The Cray Girl™ is (was?) a coworker. Currently The Cray Girl™ is on the hook for Aggravated Assault, Burglary to a Conveyance, and felony Criminal Mischief. #FloridaHoller #District12
from my X, May 2021. #deadeyeadventures
Girl fight update: The Bartender™ (The Dasher™'s sis), was nearly run over during fight. Apparently, her man shot out the Cray Girl™ 's tires to stop her from running over his GF. Cray Girl™ & Cray Boyfriend™ were arrested later. #FloridaHoller #District12
from my X, May 2021. #deadeyeadventures
Shots fired this AM @ The Dasher™'s. Girl fight turned into 911 call & police tape. Perps at large, complete with helicopter. Southern Law™ made racist comment thinking we were going to laugh. The Captain™ told him to piss off. #FloridaHoller #District12
from my X, May 2021. #deadeyeadventures
Someone lodging screwdrivers behind tires. The next time a cop tries to blow me off by asking "where are you from?" I'm going to answer "Miami" in my best Fiona Glenanne. #FionaIsMood #BurnNotice #GabrielleAnwar #FionaGlenanne #WhenYouAreBurned
from my X, May 2021. #deadeyeadventures
So DJ Jazzy Jeff™ is looking in cars and shining flashlights into random Condo Dwellers™ windows at night...but that's okay, because he lives here and he didn't do it in front of the cop.
#FloridaIsJustAsWeirdAsTheHoller
from my X, Apr 2021. #deadeyeadventures
The Condo Dwellers™ 2 sets down had a block party. Party turned into couple argument. Apparently, they started about 10:30pm & were STILL arguing at 8:45am. About weed. Weed. Henceforth they shall be known as Weed Couple™.
#FloridaIsJustAsExcitingAsTheHollar
from my X, Apr 2021. #deadeyeadventures
Which Gypsy couldn't take the itchy Gypsy feet any longer and moved? THIS ONE! A whole new set of neighbours, a whole new set of adventures. From #HungerGames #District12 to #BurnNotice #FloridaMan The odds were in my favour...
from my X, Sep 2020. #deadeyeadventures
Muskers stay busy in the holler. The Apartment Dwellers™ fighting at midnight. Three muskers & an ambulance block the road. You can't make this shite up... #SerenitysQuarantineStories #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller #followformore
from my X, Sep 2020. #deadeyeadventures
5 AM. Woken by No Pants Lady™ screaming at The Apartment Dwellers™ doors. Two muskers & an ambulance block the road. Hour later, No Pants Lady™ willingly goes with EMTs. No sleep. #SerenitysQuarantineStories #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller
from my X, Jun 2020. #deadeyeadventures
The Neighbours™ have been scrambling around the last few days, possibly because the house on the other side (owned by Scraggle Hair Dude™ & ex Smush Nose™) has been demolished & carted away. #SerenitysQuarantineStories #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller
from my X, Jun 2020. #deadeyeadventures
The Apartment Dwellers™ provided the entertainment last night. 3 cops blocked the parking lot, looking inside an SUV. Probably a stolen vehicle report. Apparently, wrong vehicle though. #SerenitysQuarantineStories #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller
from my X, May 2020. #deadeyeadventures
The Neighbours™ may have a record for # of musker (cop) visits in a 7 day period. #4: Scraggle Hair Guy™ and Brown Haired Lady™ fighting over who owns the dog. Possible breakup, name calling. #SerenitysQuarantineStories #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller
from my X, May 2020. #deadeyeadventures
The Neighbours™ were quiet for almost a week. Today, new player Scraggle Hair Guy™ decided it was a good day to EFF THIS & EFF YOU (to someone in the house) out in the yard. #SerenitysQuarantineStories #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller #followformore
from my X, May 2020. #deadeyeadventures
Quick visit, or drug buy at The Neighbours™? White U-Haul truck pulls up. Some dude gets out, comes out less than 2 minutes later. Truck leaves. You decide. #SerenitysQuarantineStories #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller #followformore
from my X, 2015. #deadeyeadventures
4.1: Frank the Man™ is like our own neighbourhood Chuck Norris.
One time, he ran someone off our property with a crowbar. #SerenitysQuarantineFlashbacks #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller #followformore
from my X, 2016ish. #deadeyeadventures
3.4: the clown is gone.
I go to pick up The Pirate Captain™ and he tells me Frank the Man™ 's rendition of all of this in the car (they worked together). I had no idea. #SerenitysQuarantineFlashbacks #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller #followformore
from my X, 2016ish. #deadeyeadventures
3.3: KT freaks out, banging on her door because she's so scared she can't even get her key out. Frank the Man™ lets her in & moments later comes out with his sidearm ready to bring the circus tent down on this clown. #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller
from my X, 2016ish. #deadeyeadventures
3.2: Frank the Man™'s daughter KT had just come home & glances over into our yard because something caught her eye, and there's a clown just standing on our hill in our yard. #SerenitysQuarantineFlashbacks #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller #followformore
from my X, 2016ish. #deadeyeadventures
3.1: Then, there was the clown! The Pirate Captain™ was at work (2nd shift) & I was home alone with the kids. Frank the Man™ (our other side neighbour) had a bird's eye view. #SerenitysQuarantineFlashbacks #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller #followformore
from my X, Jul 2018. #deadeyeadventures
2.5: We KNOW they had to know we were listening because we couldn't stop ourselves from cracking up laughing at them (with the windows open). We didn't care if they knew.
#SerenitysQuarantineFlashbacks #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller #followformore
from my X, Jul 2018. #deadeyeadventures
2.4: Everyone clears out except for the people living in The Party House™. They go inside. We can still hear them screaming at each other... until nearly 5 am. #SerenitysQuarantineFlashbacks #District12 #NeveraDullMomentintheHoller #followformore
