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X is for X-rated (language, of course, what were you thinking about?! Filth!)
Pictured: grawlix

X is for X-rated (language, of course, what were you thinking about?! Filth!) Pictured: grawlix

Y is for Yankee Candle (go to present for mum)
Pictured: a candle in a jar labelled “Smelly”

Y is for Yankee Candle (go to present for mum) Pictured: a candle in a jar labelled “Smelly”

Z is for Zulu (the film): “A real tear-jerker”
Definitely a British list…

Pictured: A young Michael Caine in 1870s British uniform.

Z is for Zulu (the film): “A real tear-jerker” Definitely a British list… Pictured: A young Michael Caine in 1870s British uniform.

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Whisky.
Not all dads, I know, but whisky is definitely not a young man’s game.

Whisky. Not all dads, I know, but whisky is definitely not a young man’s game.

W is for…

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Volume (keep it down 2)
Pictured: a volume dial (that goes up to eleven)

Volume (keep it down 2) Pictured: a volume dial (that goes up to eleven)

V is for…

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U is for Understanding 
Pictured: a dad hugging a figure wrapped in a lgbtqia+
If you think the flag is missing some bits, they’re in fact at the front

U is for Understanding Pictured: a dad hugging a figure wrapped in a lgbtqia+ If you think the flag is missing some bits, they’re in fact at the front

U is for…

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T is for Thermostat

T is for Thermostat

T is for…

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Shed. Or any alternative.
See also “G is for Garage”

Shed. Or any alternative. See also “G is for Garage”

S is for…

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Remote Control (tv)

Remote Control (tv)

R is for…

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Q is for Quiet
Pictured: a dad having a nap/sleeping with the caption Quiet (keep it down)

Q is for Quiet Pictured: a dad having a nap/sleeping with the caption Quiet (keep it down)

Q is for…

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P is for… Pub
Definitely a UK list

P is for… Pub Definitely a UK list

P is for…

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O is for Opinion 
A dad surrounded by speech bubbles representing: Politic, Religion, Genders, Money and “My dog had no nose”

O is for Opinion A dad surrounded by speech bubbles representing: Politic, Religion, Genders, Money and “My dog had no nose”

O is for…

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N is for Nurture

N is for Nurture

N is for…

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M is for Midlife Crisis
Pictured: the silhouette of a long haired dad, riding a chopper motorbike. Leather pants are probably involved at that stage.

M is for Midlife Crisis Pictured: the silhouette of a long haired dad, riding a chopper motorbike. Leather pants are probably involved at that stage.

M is for…

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Lawn Mower

Lawn Mower

L is for…

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Keys.
Loads of them.

Keys. Loads of them.

K is for…

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Jokes
Pictured: a book titled “1,000 funny-ish dad jokes”

Jokes Pictured: a book titled “1,000 funny-ish dad jokes”

J is for…

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Iconic

Iconic

I(i) is for…

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Hi! I’m Dad
A name tag with the universal joke “Hi! [insert name] (e.g. Hungry, Cold, Late, Pregnant, etc.), I’m Dad!”

Hi! I’m Dad A name tag with the universal joke “Hi! [insert name] (e.g. Hungry, Cold, Late, Pregnant, etc.), I’m Dad!”

H is for…

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Garage, or any alternative. See also: Shed

Garage, or any alternative. See also: Shed

G is for…

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Flannel Shirt
Ideal for lumberjack dads, hipster dads, micro-brewery dads, outdoorsy dads or dads who go out in the garden once in a while

Flannel Shirt Ideal for lumberjack dads, hipster dads, micro-brewery dads, outdoorsy dads or dads who go out in the garden once in a while

F is for…

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Eating
Pictured: mostly junk/take away food

Eating Pictured: mostly junk/take away food

E is for…

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(Dad) Dancing
Picture featuring Disco Dad (Dancing)

(Dad) Dancing Picture featuring Disco Dad (Dancing)

D is for…

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Cargo pants… probably with extra pockets

Cargo pants… probably with extra pockets

C is for…

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Barbecue

Barbecue

B is for…

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