Eiden, trying to keep up with Dante's stride as they travel through the wood territory: Y'know, all the girls in my office used to complain about rompers, but now that I'm wearing one, I don't see what the fuss is all about. Dante, unamused: Why's that? Eiden: Well, It's probably because I have nards, but the ease of access is pretty AWESOME. Like, check THIS out-
Dante stops to attempt to figure out what Eiden's otherworldly terms means. Dante, scratching his chin: ...Hmm?? What is a "Nard"- [THE SOUND OF AGGRESSIVE PISSING CUTS HIS THINKING SHORT]
Eiden, happily pissing out his short leg and presenting the image to Dante: Like you can just pull it to the side! Dante, screeching: HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!?!
Eiden, irked but still pissing: Geez, chillax, we're in the forest. It's not a big deal. Dante, turning to leave him behind with his pants slightly tented: THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM- Nevermind. I'm leaving and you can find your own way back home.
[2023]
Justifying my decision to put Eiden in a romper by using the guy himself
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