I asked Excel to be dynamic. It gave me a pivot and said, “Your move.” #DataJoke #DataEngineer #DataEngineering
I asked Excel to be dynamic. It gave me a pivot and said, “Your move.” #DataJoke #DataEngineer #DataEngineering
Our churn model is clingy—it predicts everyone will leave. #DataJoke #TidyTuesday #AI
Our churn model is clingy—it predicts everyone will leave. #DataJoke #TidyTuesday #AI
The API returns 429: “Too many requests.” Same, buddy, same. #DataJoke #VizOfTheDay #TableauTip
The API returns 429: “Too many requests.” Same, buddy, same. #DataJoke #VizOfTheDay #TableauTip
“We need explainability.” “Cool, let me explain why that’s hard.” #DataJoke #DataViz #DataFam
“We need explainability.” “Cool, let me explain why that’s hard.” #DataJoke #DataViz #DataFam
My box plot threw shade at the whiskers. Drama in quartile school. #DataJoke #DataScientist #DataSystem
My box plot threw shade at the whiskers. Drama in quartile school. #DataJoke #DataScientist #DataSystem
The median doesn’t take sides. Switzerland with math. #DataJoke #PyTorch #TensorFlow #Kaggle
The median doesn’t take sides. Switzerland with math. #DataJoke #PyTorch #TensorFlow #Kaggle
“Make it real-time.” “Define ‘real’ and ‘time.’” #DataJoke #MLOps #NLP #ComputerVision
“Make it real-time.” “Define ‘real’ and ‘time.’” #DataJoke #MLOps #NLP #ComputerVision
I tuned the hyperparameters and now the model purrs. #DataJoke #Analytics #Statistics
I tuned the hyperparameters and now the model purrs. #DataJoke #Analytics #Statistics
The feature store is out of stock—supply chain issues in the matrix. #DataJoke #DataVisualization #DeepLearning
The feature store is out of stock—supply chain issues in the matrix. #DataJoke #DataVisualization #DeepLearning
Our data lake is now a data swamp. Mosquitoes = microservices. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
Our data lake is now a data swamp. Mosquitoes = microservices. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
The CSV said, “Comma on, lighten up.” #DataJoke #BigData #DataAnalytics #DataAnalysis
The CSV said, “Comma on, lighten up.” #DataJoke #BigData #DataAnalytics #DataAnalysis
My scatterplot needed boundaries—so I added axes and therapy. #DataJoke #DataScience #MachineLearning
My scatterplot needed boundaries—so I added axes and therapy. #DataJoke #DataScience #MachineLearning
ETL or ELT? I just call it “Eventually The Load.” #DataJoke #Tableau #DataVis
ETL or ELT? I just call it “Eventually The Load.” #DataJoke #Tableau #DataVis
The dashboard refresh button is my cardio. #DataJoke #WomenInDataScience #WiDS
The dashboard refresh button is my cardio. #DataJoke #WomenInDataScience #WiDS
Anomaly detection flagged my lunch break. Fair. #DataJoke #DataAnalyst #DataHumor
Anomaly detection flagged my lunch break. Fair. #DataJoke #DataAnalyst #DataHumor
The A/B test asked for feedback. I said, “You first.” #DataJoke #DataEngineer #DataEngineering
The A/B test asked for feedback. I said, “You first.” #DataJoke #DataEngineer #DataEngineering
Our model drifted so far it’s sending postcards. #DataJoke #TidyTuesday #AI
Our model drifted so far it’s sending postcards. #DataJoke #TidyTuesday #AI
The null hypothesis sent a break-up text: “It’s not you; it’s me, still true.” #DataJoke #VizOfTheDay #TableauTip
The null hypothesis sent a break-up text: “It’s not you; it’s me, still true.” #DataJoke #VizOfTheDay #TableauTip
Data dictionary? More like a fantasy novel with missing chapters. #DataJoke #DataViz #DataFam
Data dictionary? More like a fantasy novel with missing chapters. #DataJoke #DataViz #DataFam
The pie chart apologized—“I know, I’m just here for aesthetics.” #DataJoke #DataScientist #DataSystem
The pie chart apologized—“I know, I’m just here for aesthetics.” #DataJoke #DataScientist #DataSystem
Our KPIs are inspirational quotes with decimals. #DataJoke #PyTorch #TensorFlow #Kaggle
Our KPIs are inspirational quotes with decimals. #DataJoke #PyTorch #TensorFlow #Kaggle
Confidence intervals: because “maybe” needed numbers. #DataJoke #MLOps #NLP #ComputerVision
Confidence intervals: because “maybe” needed numbers. #DataJoke #MLOps #NLP #ComputerVision
My regex relationship status: “It’s complicated.*” #DataJoke #Analytics #Statistics
My regex relationship status: “It’s complicated.*” #DataJoke #Analytics #Statistics
I asked the dataset to be tidy. It said, “I’m long and I’m proud.” #DataJoke #DataVisualization #DeepLearning
I asked the dataset to be tidy. It said, “I’m long and I’m proud.” #DataJoke #DataVisualization #DeepLearning
The time series ghosted me—no seasonality, just silence. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
The time series ghosted me—no seasonality, just silence. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
Our pipeline broke and now we have artisanal, hand-crafted CSVs. #DataJoke #BigData #DataAnalytics #DataAnalysis
Our pipeline broke and now we have artisanal, hand-crafted CSVs. #DataJoke #BigData #DataAnalytics #DataAnalysis
PCA said, “Let’s reduce the tension to two dimensions.” #DataJoke #DataScience #MachineLearning
PCA said, “Let’s reduce the tension to two dimensions.” #DataJoke #DataScience #MachineLearning
I added dropout to my neural net so it could learn to let things go. #DataJoke #Tableau #DataVis
I added dropout to my neural net so it could learn to let things go. #DataJoke #Tableau #DataVis
The histogram threw a party. The mode showed up the most. #DataJoke #WomenInDataScience #WiDS
The histogram threw a party. The mode showed up the most. #DataJoke #WomenInDataScience #WiDS
Our data governance plan is simple: whoever touched the CSV last is the owner. #DataJoke #DataAnalyst #DataHumor
Our data governance plan is simple: whoever touched the CSV last is the owner. #DataJoke #DataAnalyst #DataHumor
