I wrote a book to help humans survive dating apps. Now I want it everywhere. If you have a podcast/blog/magazine or marketing magic, let’s collaborate. Goal: 150k sold by next year. Repost to make the dating jungle shake in its cold-blooded boots.
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Your love life? Extinct.
Your snack game? Evolved.
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New pod drop! Green-Eyed Giganotosaurus is live.
Jealousy, comparison, and social media spirals? Clever Girl’s got claws-out survival tips—and Trixie the Triceratops brings the emotional toolkit.
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SURPRISE DROP!
Construction chaos = early release!
Ep 6: Swipe Right or Run for Your Life is live NOW.
Red flags, green lights, & a coffee-fueled rant from your fave dino detective.
Listen before your next bad date finds you.
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🦖 Dating App Apocalypse? Clever Girl’s on the case! 🕵️♀️
Ghosts, zombies, catfish, crumbs—we’ve seen it all.
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