It’s been very slow in the #DeadCatScale office lately tbh
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The #DeadCatScale wishes to raise an objection! The supply of “DeadCats™️” has almost entirely dried up under this administration 🤷♂️
After the glut of deceased-felines-on highly-polished-tables under the last several Tory clown-car so-called governments it’s really quite an adjustment 🫤
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The #DeadCatScale has been kind of quiet lately. Anyhow…
Has the Rachel Reeves ‘property rental licence non-scandal’ pas its peak? I think it probably reached a strong seven 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
Ah well. Never thought I’d miss the Tories 🙄
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I’m going to award the U.K. “Digital ID Scheme” a seven 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈on the #DeadCatScale
2029 is a long way away. If Labour lose the next GE it becomes a millstone for whoever is next… or if things are going better by then the current govt can just ditch it 🤷♂️
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This is some whole new level of “Dead Cat”, maybe? 🤔
Would definitely merit a full nine 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
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Peak #DeadCatScale 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 fodder…
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Unfortunately the #DeadCatScale was calibrated against U.K. “Tory” “standards” 🙄
It’s not remotely designed for the levels of nonsense coming from the current incumbent of the US Presidency.
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The #DeadCatScale has been a bit quiet for a while now. I’m kinda hoping that the “3rd Runway” story is in fact a Dead Cat. It could be at least an eight 🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 if not a full blown 9️⃣ 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
Time will tell…
But it’s the only way it makes sense really 🤷♂️
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Ah. At last. A #DeadCatScale entry. Obviously it’s from the Tories 🙄
Bad Enoch declaring war on sandwiches and moist bread apparently merits only a three 🐈🐈🐈 though.
What a load of ⚽️⚾️🥎🎾🏐🏀
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Distinct shortage of #DeadCatScale 🐈 fodder from the U.K. these last few months too 😁
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Might have to upgrade this to a two 🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
Or is it just here in my Bluesky bubble 🤔
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*** #DeadCatScale news update ***
Ah. I see that in desperation the BBC has resorted to manufacturing its own #DeadCats.
I’ll award “Kooonsberg leaks briefing notes to #LiarJohnson” just one 🐈 on the #DeadCatScale for now. Pathetic 🙄
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The attention of the #DeadCatScale has moved temporarily to the US of A.
Thanks to #tfg #TheDonald and his bizarre claims of “immigrants eating local peoples pets”. 🤦♂️
I guess it’s worth a five 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
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A new entry this morning! Straight into the #DeadCatScale at a solid nine 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 its utter poverty, as represented by SkyTV deprivation 🥲
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Ok, so U.K. politics gets to take a day off from generating dead cat stories today. There’s really no point trying to compete with the absolute nine 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 of a former US President being found guilt of all 34 felony charges. #DeadCatScale
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This one’s got legs. Now upgrading drowning Sunak’s “National Service for 18yr olds” to a seven 🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
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Anyway, it seems to be “doing well” 🤦♂️ this morning, so…
Upgrading drowning Sunak’s “National Service for 18yr olds” to a six 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale this morning.
I think we’ve got a live one here. Oh. 😗
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I know cats are famed for their ability to see in the dark… but now we have nocturnal deceased felines.
Yes, it’s a late night new entry on the #DeadCatScale, it’s the (proposed by the Tories) return of National Service for 18 year olds. I gave it a four 🐈🐈🐈🐈 when it appeared late last night.
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You’ve got to wonder. Is the announcement and the manner of the announcement of a U.K. General Election yesterday just another deceased feline?
It’s probably about an eight 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
But what could it possibly be covering for? 🤔
Answers on a postcard… or just reply here 🤷♂️
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Due, presumably, to the poor performance of Elphicke’s defection and then rainbow lanyards 🙄 we now have… wait for it… pavement cafés!! 🍽️
Itself a pathetic specimen of a two 🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
Ffs we even have pavement dining over here in Ireland 🇮🇪 in the🇪🇺
I know 😲
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A cracking new entry on the #DeadCatScale Yes, it’s…
Multi Coloured Lanyards! 🌈
Or maybe even Multi Coloured Land-yards? 🤷♂️
No. Wasn’t on my bingo card either.
Still, it’s early days. I’ll give it a three 🐈🐈🐈 and see how it goes.
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Recent entries on the #DeadCatScale have been pretty poor performers.
We’ve had #LiarJohnson turning up to vote without any ID which only scored a one 🐈.
Now we have Natalie Elphicke’s defection from Tory to Labour which is currently worth a pathetic two 🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
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Well, that one is still purring along in the background…
But in the meantime, the Royals have played a bit of a blinder today with “DIY Photoshop-gate”
A good strong start, I reckon a six 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
so what trash are the U.K. govt sneaking out under cover of this one 🤔
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The true value of the current Monarchy, at least to the current Tory govt., has emerged. Supplier of top class “Dead Cat” 🐈 material. His Majesty’s health stories are doing solid service; tying up most of the U.K. news cycle. A solid nine 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
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Over on by the bird site I had / have something I call the #DeadCatScale.
I suppose I should bring it over here really. Anyway, suffice to say that currently the Rwanda bill and associated nonsense is a solid nine 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
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Allegedly Pol Roger used to make them “for Churchill” 🙄
But I expect they were just an inconvenient number of ml (equating to an imperial Pint) in reality.
Not sure this is even a one 🐈 on the #DeadCatScale now.
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