Poe ‘Vices Caught in a suspicious group chat? A man from "Atlantic" lurking in your Signal threads? This week, Poe offers unsolicited emotional support, biting wisdom, and an escape plan involving bins, PowerPoints, and poultry. Featuring security clearances that don’t exist, tabs you should absolutely not trust, and advice only a partially feral diva cat could give.

Trapped in a cursed group chat? Poe says: bite the bin, trust no tab, and vanish like haunted lasagna mist. 🐔📎 #DearPoe #CatAdvice #SignalSuspicions #UnderlandDispatch #CatsRule #poevices