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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Argo as best picture? Hell yes. Argofuckyourself Academy. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Ok Jennifer Lawrence and Daniel Day-Lewis? Yeah, not shocked. Deserved. At least on Day-Lewis’ end. Haven’t seen SLP. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

WAIT, ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?! My DVR cut off the most important awards?! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Hell to the yes, Tony Mendez shout out! #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Adele, I heart you. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Oh Norah Jones, you are a classy broad. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Fun fact: Skyfall was awesome and Suddenly sucked. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Seriously, effers? You can pronounce Alexandre Desplat but you can’t manage Les Misérables? You suck. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Oh, so apparently we’re all about Chicago tonight because it’s the 10th anniversary. In other news, holy eff I’m old. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Barbara Streisand is still singing. I’m still burning my mouth on this Hot Pocket. #TerriblePerson #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Goes on a beer fridge run during the In Memorium segment. Does not pass go. Does not collect $200. #StraightToHell #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Microwaving some Hot Pockets during this Governor’s thing. #OscarNoms #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Kristen Stewart, you do not deserve to be on stage with Harry Potter. I don’t care how drunk he was during filming. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

I haven’t seen any of the ones in this Best Picture bunch. Should get on that. #SilverLiningsPlaybook #Django #Amour #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Oh eff yeah, crazy background graphics! #Skyfall #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

<tone-deafly sings along with Skyfall> #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Eff yeah, Adele! #Skyfall #jamz #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

I really appreciate the intentional over-Clooney’s-shoulder shot of Ben Affleck there on that Argo win. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

28 Days? Really? If I had to pick Sandra Bullock’s definitive role it’d def either be Speed or Miss Congeniality. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

$20 says I accidentally fall asleep with this bottle opener in my hoodie pocket. #beer #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

I’m shocked. This is my shocked face. #NotShocked #AnneHathaway #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

FYI, Christopher Plummer just called you old. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Lulz at the Sound of Music joke. #Nazis (But I swear, Nazis aren’t funny.) #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Ooo, so this is the part where there was a tie. (This was the part when I left the concert & got rull confused by my TL.) #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

<sings ALL THE PARTS> #OneDayMore #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

One Day More is my MF’ing jam. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Oh crap, I totally forgot that Beyoncé was in Dream Girls. Oops. #TeamJHud #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Is this the Chicago performance they wanted to do but couldn’t because Zeta-Jones was pregnant that year? #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

Wasn’t Chicago like 7 years ago? Confused. #DerDVRsTheOscars

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@callmederarchive.bsky.social
13 years ago

<insert John Travolta is not straight joke here> #DerDVRsTheOscars

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