“IT TAKES BALLS TO HAVE A SEX LIFE WHEN THEY SAY YOU’RE TOO OLD
IT TAKES BALLS TO EAT WEEK OLD FISH WHEN YOU CAN SEE THE MOULD ”
⚡️🎱🎸
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#DerekSmalls #SpinalTap #bassplayers #digitalsingle #recordingstudio #lyrics
“IT TAKES BALLS TO DRINK THE WATER WHEN YOU KNOW IT’S FULL OF LEAD
IT TAKES BALLS TO KEEP ON TALKING WHEN THEY PLAY BACK WHAT YOU SAID”
⚡️🎱🎸
dereksmalls.ffm.to/balls
#DerekSmalls #SpinalTap #bassplayers #digitalsingle #recordingstudio
"IF YOU WANT YOUR WORDS TO STICK
IF YOU WANT YOUR JOKES TO CLICK
IF YOU WANT TO BE A DICK
BROTHER, YOU NEED BALLS”
⚡️🎱🎸
dereksmalls.ffm.to/balls
#DerekSmalls #SpinalTap #bassplayers #digitalsingle #recordingstudio
Was at the neighbourhood newsstand - yes, we still have one.
A sweet young woman said, “You’re famous, right?”
She guessed band after band. None correct.
Then she asked what a newsstand was.
Progress is a funny thing. 🗞️🎸
#dereksmalls #newsstand #fame
"IT TAKES BALLS TO KEEP ON WORKING WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
IT TAKES BALLS TO HAVE A ZEBRA WHEN YOU DON’T OWN A ZOO.” ⚡️🎱🎸
dereksmalls.ffm.to/balls
#DerekSmalls #SpinalTap #bassplayers #digitalsingle #recordingstudio
"IT TAKES BALLS TO STAY RAW WHEN THEY TRY TO COOK YOUR GOOSE.
WHEN YOU NEED A PROPER PISSOIR BUT ALL YOU FIND IS STALLS
IT TAKES GUTS, IT TAKES GRIT,
IT TAKES BALLS.” ⚡️🎱🎸
dereksmalls.ffm.to/balls
#DerekSmalls #SpinalTap #bassplayers #digitalsingle #recordingstudio
"IT TAKES BALLS TO MAKE A PIZZA WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO COOK"
My new single Balls - is out NOW 👨🏻🍳🎸
dereksmalls.ffm.to/balls
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #balls #SpinalTap #bassplayers #digitalsingles #recordingstudio
With everything going on in the world, which is heartbreaking, angering, upsetting... It's important to allow humor into our lives. Anyway, bassplayers4life, death kills #SpinalTap #bassplayers4life #deathkills #DerekSmalls www.youtube.com/shorts/lfS1w...
Doodle of the day: Tap's bassist has had his moments in the sky.
Here's Mr Derek Smalls 🎸☠️🤘🥒
#spinaltap #dereksmalls #harryshearer #smelltheglove
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom (live on Kimmel)
Today is Derek Smalls birthday! Playing with some other legendary bassists here.
RIP Rob Reiner.
#DerekSmalls #HarryShearer #MusicBirthday #SpinalTap #Thundercat #TalWilkenfeld #BigBottom #Bass #RobReiner
youtu.be/6kZsLCNy9lE?...
Happy Imaginary Birthday to Derek Smalls, founder and bassist for Spinal Tap, as well as the Thamesmen, and The New Originals, born 12/23/1943. #SpinalTap #DerekSmalls #RockHonorRoll #AlmostInTheRock
People used to tell me I was out of tune.
Sharp, flat - all that nonsense.
Turns out I’d simply discovered a new key. I call it H. 🎸⚡️
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #SpinalTap #KeyOfH
‘A LOVE AFFAIR IS A BEAUTIFUL THING / BUT EVEN THE HOTTEST FLAME DIES.’ 🔥
dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #rvm #rearviewmirror #SpinalTap #bassplayers #digitalsingles
Couldn’t afford a dog, so I fed a picture of one instead.
Every morning, the bowl was empty.
Love finds a way. 🐾
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #DogDays #SpinalTap #bassplayers
The bluer the bass, the better the sound. Obviously. 🎸💙
#DerekSmalls #BlueBass #SpinalTapEnergy #BottomEnd #schecterbass
Making thier way to the stage...
THIS IS SPIN̈AL TAP (1984)
#nowwatching #thisisspinaltap #spinaltap #michaelmckean #davidsthubbins
#christopherguest #nigeltufnel
#harryshearer #dereksmalls #thesegoto11 #mockumentary #comedy #heavymetal #spin̈altap #stonehenge #smelltheglove #bigbottoms #robreiner
Spinal Tap Derek Smalls Museum of Glue
Stick to It The New Museum of Glue
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#spinaltap #dereksmalls
#SpinalTap2TheEndContinues #Review #Film #Movie #FilmReview #MovieReview #Comedy #Sequel #ComedySequel #ThisIsSpinalTap #SpinalTap #RockBand #Mockumentary #Music #RobReiner #ChristopherGuest #MichaelMcKean #HarryShearer #NigelTuffnel #DavidStHubbins #DerekSmalls #MartyDiBergi #SpinalTapReview
I just came here to say that last night's IMAX preview ov Spinal Tap 2 - The End Continues was AWESOME!
And they did Stonehenge!
#SpinalTap
#SpinalTap2
#MartyDiBergi
#DavidStHubbins
#NigelTufnel
#DerekSmalls
Spinal Tap II is almost here, but don't call it a comeback, they've been here for years!
Our podcast covers everything between the taps:
linktr.ee/rocklopedia
#spinaltap #thisisspinaltap #nigeltufnel #davidsthubbins #dereksmalls #christopherguest #michaelmckean #harryshearer
Dive into #elevenland with #DerekSmalls of #SpinalTap coming again and again and again September. youtu.be/NOIWGQCm8N8?...
Spinal Tap ReAction Figures, "Derek Smalls" (Kink In Pop Culture-toys, merchandising, movies, 2024, 1984)
Continue reading-
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#KinkInPopCulture #kink #bdsm #fetish #heavymetal #SpinalTap #ReActionFigures #DerekSmalls #toys #merchandising #2024ce #2020s #1984ce #1980s
Another for #JimKeltner 's Birthday! #DerekSmalls #SpinalTap #HarryShearer #SteveLukather #ChadSmith www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Ws...
#SpinalTap
La continuación del falso documental de 1984, en cines el 12 de septiembre. #MichaelMcKean, #ChristopherGuest y #HarryShearer vuelven como #DavidStHubbins, #NigelTufnel y #DerekSmalls, y contará con cameos de #EltonJohn, #PaulMcCartney, #GarthBrooks y más.
youtu.be/P-Y51nBET8k?...
“Donald Trump” explains, in song and dance à la Village People, why certain things might not happen on Day One.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJVa...
@harryshearer.bsky.social
#Trump
#inauguration
#funny
#satire
#comedy
#spinaltap
#thesimpsons
#dereksmalls
Happy 81st birthday to #HarryShearer. The voice of Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, and a bunch of other #Simpsons characters I can't list on some sites. He also played #DerekSmalls in the movie #ThisIsSpinalTap.
Happy Imaginary Birthday to Derek Smalls, founder and bassist for Spinal Tap, as well as the Thamesmen, and The New Originals, born 12/23/1943. #SpinalTap #DerekSmalls #RockHonorRoll #AlmostInTheRock
Another for #SteveLukather 's Birthday! #DerekSmalls #SpinalTap #ChadSmith www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP73...
