Hey guys, there's a post-credit sequence and...it's not funny or worth sitting thru the interminable end credits for, so never mind.
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I made it through though I was often dumb founded and adrift.
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There must have been so many angry investors
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Is it better to make a bad comedy than a bad horror movie?
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“He ate my dick and balls”
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It’s better to think of all this as the world’s most expensive practical joke
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Okay I was totally fine with that uppercut to the kid
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Thank you, my ball headed mutant freak
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Boy howdy, Francis Ford Coppola really nailed it at the end of AFilmmaker’s Apocalypse when he said everyone and their mother in the future will be making movies in their backyard
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The great cookie heist of 2024
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And you thought the kid from The Babadook was bad!
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There are so many characters in this movie, can we not get a new introduction in every scene.
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I think I’ve cancelled several posts cause I forgot what I was writing as the movie progressed
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All of this mangling and they didn't recruit Felissa Rose? #SundayScares #DesertFiends
This movie has about 87 too many characters. And none of them can die quick enough.
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Dick mangling Fu
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Sack Head must be a big Ug Mug
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The tumbleweed rant is exactly what this movie needed. #SundayScares #DesertFiends
Every group seems to have a Pinky and the Brain dynamic
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oh you’re fucking kidding me it’s only been 48 mins
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You’re Tom Arnold.
Get up from your chair to throw something across the room.
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I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I'm about damn ready to see some more penis mangling.
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Am I awake right now? Is this a real movie?
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I think Bai Ling is seriously ill and this might be the closest thing I’ve seen in a modern film context to legitimate exploitation.
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I am starting to think actors like Tom Arnold, Eric Roberts, and Bai Ling agreed to be in this because they were told they can act as strange as they want. #SundayScares #DesertFiends
We are all better than this and I’m including the cast of the film in that group.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bai Ling show!
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Getting real The Hills Have Eyes vibes
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Note to self: Tattoos make you undesirable to desert-dwelling cannibals. Good to know. #SundayScares #DesertFiends
I guarantee you there were no second takes. #SundayScares #DesertFiends