#DetachablePenis hashtag - Bluesky

Cody 👑🦝

@doctorboyfriend.bsky.social

2 months ago

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again 🫣
#DetachablePenis 😝

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noids

@noids.bsky.social

9 months ago

King Missile - Detachable Penis YouTube video by vidsforfark

Simpler times...
#DetachablePenis

youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?...

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Gebraheel (Any/All)🔞

@gebraheel.bsky.social

10 months ago

Me laying in a messy bed covered in blankets and stuffies and a cat. I'm wearing a pair of dark blue and yellow socks, pink pouch thong underwear, and a yellow shirt with a cartoon fox and the words "is that gulps your pussy"

Good morning everyone 😸💛

Apparently I woke up with morning wood for the explicit purpose of taking a Fat Cock Friday selfie because the second I took one I liked, he rolled back up and went back to sleep.
#nsfw #fcf #lewd #DetachablePenis #JustKidding #MadeYouLook 😈💛

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Marfisa

@marfisa.bsky.social

10 months ago

“The Witch And Her Orb”

#magic #witch #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #cleavage #sorceress #ginger #gingerhair #redhead #redhair #orb #pondering #detachedbodyparts #detachable #detachablelimbs #detachablepenis #femdom #femaledomination #dominantwoman #mistress #dominantfemale #domination

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Marfisa

@marfisa.bsky.social

1 year ago

“Familiar”

#magic #witch #bigboobs #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #chastity #cleavage #chastitycage #familiar #cutewitch #oversizedbreasts #femdom #dominantwoman #mistress #domination #dominantgirl #detachable #detachedbodyparts #detachablelimbs #detachablepenis #petpenis #penispet

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Jennifer Crawford

@ournewhomecoach.bsky.social

1 year ago

There’s a song for this you know. #DetachablePenis.

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🔞HeeHoo🔞

@jesterscrypt.bsky.social

1 year ago

Buncha older doodles of my sona, Emmon, with @kkingdoesgay.bsky.social 's robogoober, Bastian!

#Fellatio #Cunnilingus #Robotfuckery #NSFW #DetachablePenis

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Marfisa

@marfisa.bsky.social

1 year ago

“Trip To The Beach”

I guess asbestos hasn’t been banned in hell

#bigboobs #caption #chastity #demongirl #devilgirl #monstergirl #redskin #girlfriend #detachable #detached #detachablepenis #orgasmdenial #orgasmcontrol #flames #fire #breastspressedtogether #pegging #strapondildo #straponsex #femdom

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All-time Brewers (Andy)

@alltimebrewers.bsky.social

1 year ago

Secured #detachablepenis I am momentarily 16 again

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Antlers Anon

@antlersanon.bsky.social

1 year ago

She'll give it back if you want to use it of course.
#AIArt #StableDiffusion #detachablePenis

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Jessica Olin is Tired but Still Masks

@olinj.bsky.social

1 year ago

King Missile - Detachable Penis (Official Music Video) Check This Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYzO79kCLUI I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out]

Unsure whether I've ever made THIS reference here on BlueSky, so I'm posting the YouTube to be safe. #DetachablePenis #KingMissile

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Barrie Abalard she/her

@barrieabalard.bsky.social

2 years ago

What was that #KingMissile song from the 90s, #DetachablePenis?

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