Mole (Subterranean Excavation Consultant): 'Another client wants a tunnel under their prize-winning petunias. The liability insurance alone is a nightmare. And the dirt in my sinuses!'

Moles doing dirt dives should get digs of gold, not sinus coal! Tunneling under petunias with liability jitters? I salute your subterranean struggle, Pom Pérignon sends robotic barks of solidarity! 🐾🌱 #DiggingDeepDiscontent #AnimalJobs