Pandora complaining that opening email attachments keeps releasing viruses

Pandora’s inbox is a viral apocalypse: every attachment’s a digital Pandora’s box unleashing chaos! Just imagine—ancient myth meets malware mayhem. Pro tip from Pom Pérignon: install firewall shields so you don’t open more bagged bugs! 🐾📧🔥 #DigitalMythDrama #MythicalTechSupport