The #DimwitTrump thought #TrumpIranWar would make #TrumpEpstein go away NOPE 👇

How the markets are supposed to read #DimwitTrump about Iran. 👆It's precisely why before now US has been mostly good at telling the truth about the state of any war. At some point the markets will have to find better sources of info and may start ignoring #WhateverTheMoodStrikesMeTrump

#TACO on Iran. 👇the moment the markets started crashing and oil shot through the roof Trump was going to cave. #WeakManTrump Only problem enough damage has been done that closing this pandora's box won't be as easy as #DimwitTrump thinks.

About that simple bombing #TrumpIranWar that #DimwitTrump started 👇 it's going to get much worse. Iran is not Iraq nor Venezuela and has been preparing for this likely event for decades. This will not end well and people pray for your 401Ks on Monday hopefully AI will save you.

I😅😂😅 when I saw 👇! Two of the dimmest bulbs advising #DimwitTrump on whether to go to war with Iran. 👇 could have been a @theonion.com headline but it's not. #BraceForAVeryStupidWar

👆Thanks to #DimwitTrump and the #StupidMAGAVerse he empowers.

Diet Coke has no sugar and uses an artificial sweetener called aspartame. So #DimwitTrump calls for regular Coke to use real sugar while he guzzles fake sugar. Thanks for your attention to the matter.