President’s Patience with Russia Runs Out, Still No Peace in Sight
#SatiricalNews #PutinOnTheRitz #DiplomacyDebacles #WarOfWills #PresidentialPatience By: TheJestPress.com **President Fresh Out of Patience Coupons for Putin, May Start Charging Late Fees** WASHINGTON D.C.—At a hastily convened press conference today, White House officials revealed that President Biden has “officially run out of patience” while negotiating with Russian President Vladimir Putin about the war in Ukraine. White House sources confirmed that, after repeated Zoom calls, strongly worded letters, and a particularly stern thumbs-down emoji texted at 2 a.m., Biden’s patience reservoir is “drier than Nevada in July.”
