Starfleet Press Office

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1 year ago

The Pakleds have declared their intention to annex Canadia Prime, citing their “beautiful syrup reserves” and “great people who love us” but that "they're failing without us." Canadia Prime responded with, “Yeah no. Sorry, eh.” Diplomacy is… futile. ~Lt. GK

#DiplomaticFails #MapleMadness #LLAP #SPO

Starfleet Press Office

@starfleet-command.bsky.social

1 year ago

Starfleet Reminder: If you’re ever offered a seat of honor by an alien host, make sure it’s not in a fighting ring. Some species are very literal about “positions of distinction.” ~Cmdr. BF

#DiplomaticFails #KnowYourHosts #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO