Screenshot of a Google form submission: If you have any questions regarding lawn signs, please ask them here: If you put me in the VAN I'll haunt your children.

Walking the line of "illustrate my sincerity" and "criminally threaten a politician" #DoNotCall #DoNotMail #DoNotEmail #DoNotDoorknock

@Google & @Bluehost best "big data" marketing tactic is snail mail with a toll-free # to set up AdWords? Seriously? #fail #donotmail