What it Takes (To Stay on Their Good Side) Amazon spent seventy-five millionOn a movie about the First “Lady.”The theaters opened up empty,And the numbers looked pretty shady. One ticket in Boston, just one,Across three differen…

Amazon spent $75M on a documentary nobody asked for and gets exactly the flop they deserved. A roast of Melania's historic box office disaster. 🎬💸

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