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It’s not an agreement, nothing is agreed until everything is agreed, that’s the basic rules of negotiation.

This was a very awkward token gesture and if there’s any credit he can take from it, it’s that it’s not legally binding 😮‍💨

#DodgedTheBullet

Still a chance to do the right thing…

After the log directory on my NAS’s OS partition filled up, I got too clever by half & moved it to the data partition & symlinked it from there. Hosed the entire system. Was able to recover but really just #dodgedthebullet of #myownstupidity.