North Korean Traders Panic Buy Dog Meat, Summer BBQs Get Wild #DogDaysOfKim #MeatTheDemand #HotDogSummer #PyongyangCookout #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **N. Korean Traders Scramble to Secure Dog Meat Supply Ahead of Peak Summer Demand** In what scientists are now calling the world’s “most poorly timed, slightly unhinged Black Friday,” North Korean dog meat traders are reportedly stampeding through markets to snatch up every last available pooch ahead of the peninsula’s annual summer dog meat boom.

North Korean Traders Panic Buy Dog Meat, Summer BBQs Get Wild

#DogDaysOfKim #MeatTheDemand #HotDogSummer #PyongyangCookout #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **N. Korean Traders Scramble to Secure Dog Meat Supply Ahead of Peak Summer Demand** In what scientists are now calling the world’s “most…