A soft smirk, a raised hand, and the knowledge that this is about to go downhill for him fast.
#queenofspades #SarcasticGoddess #DommeHumor #SpadeLifeForever #BadBitchMode #AlphaEnergy

Stretching into this one with the grace of a woman who knows she never has to raise her voice to ruin someone’s day.
#queenofspades #DommeHumor #SarcasmForDays #FemDomMagic #PetitPeckerJokes #AttitudeOverload

Booking a Pro-Dominatrix isn’t ordering a pizza.

You don’t get extra toppings because you asked nicely🍕

#Professional #BDSM #DommeHumor #DommeLife

Why did the masochist break up with the sadist?

The sadist kept saying, ‘No.’

#femdom #findom #bdsm #dommehumor #sub #simp #masochist #sadist #humiliation #tease #domdadjoke

Verdorie! Ik hoopte da je niet wist dat kattenliefde onbetaalbaar is. * steekt bankkaart teleurgesteld weer weg* #dommeHumor

If you don’t want me to dad joke you, don’t do this 🤣

This was the best one of the day. Had to share.

#findom #dommehumor #ottermatic #otters