A soft smirk, a raised hand, and the knowledge that this is about to go downhill for him fast.
#queenofspades #SarcasticGoddess #DommeHumor #SpadeLifeForever #BadBitchMode #AlphaEnergy
Stretching into this one with the grace of a woman who knows she never has to raise her voice to ruin someone’s day.
#queenofspades #DommeHumor #SarcasmForDays #FemDomMagic #PetitPeckerJokes #AttitudeOverload
Booking a Pro-Dominatrix isn’t ordering a pizza.
You don’t get extra toppings because you asked nicely🍕
#Professional #BDSM #DommeHumor #DommeLife
Why did the masochist break up with the sadist?
The sadist kept saying, ‘No.’
#femdom #findom #bdsm #dommehumor #sub #simp #masochist #sadist #humiliation #tease #domdadjoke
Verdorie! Ik hoopte da je niet wist dat kattenliefde onbetaalbaar is. * steekt bankkaart teleurgesteld weer weg* #dommeHumor
If you don’t want me to dad joke you, don’t do this 🤣
This was the best one of the day. Had to share.
#findom #dommehumor #ottermatic #otters