At nighttime, never tell your dominatrix girlfriend
it's time to hit the sack.
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Why did the dominatrix go to the chiropractor?
She had a kink in her neck
#dommymommyjoke #domdadjoke
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BDSM while being dressed as a Knight
BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness.
You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour.
#dommymommyjoke #domdadjoke
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What's the worst part about riding a train who's conductor is into bdsm?
You can only get off when they tell you to
#dommymommyjoke #domdadjoke
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What do you call a math teacher who's really into BDSM?
A denominatrix.
#domdadjoke #dommymommyjoke
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I just use #domdadjoke #dommymommyjoke
Girl please, I donβt own joking on the internet π itβs fun when everyone plays
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Which subatomic particles are into BDSM?
Top and bottom quarks
#bdsmjokes #domdadjoke #dommymommyjoke
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What do you call a cow into BDSM?
What do you call a cow into BDSM? Whipped cream
#domdadjoke #dommymommyjoke
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A man walks into a library. βWhere are your books on BDSM?β
The librarian does not look up from her reference book. βIβm sorry sir, they are still being bound.β
#domdadjoke #dommymommyjoke
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My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM
You could say she is into strapping young lads.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
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Some people say BDSM is complicated, but I don't think so
I could do it with one hand tied behind my back
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
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Hank Hill got a job working in a BDSM store.
He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke #kingofthehill
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I hope you're into BDSM
Cuz my humor is pure pun-ishment
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
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Why donβt subs ever win at dodgeball?
Because they want to get hit below the belt. π€
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
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What do you call a vegan whoβs into BDSM?
Biodegradable
#bdsm #kink #dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
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Why did the pup love the heavy petting session?
Because they knew it wasnβt just affectionβit was training for their next reward. π
#domdadjoke #petplay #femdom #sub #dom #mutt #pup #kitten
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Why donβt CEI tasks ever get lost?
Because they always cum full circle. π
#domhumor #cei #findom #femdom #kinkjokes #subtasks #domdadjoke
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Knock, knock.
Whoβs there?
Pathetic.
Pathetic who?
Exactly. Now send, loser
#domme #findom #sub #bully #knockknockjoke #humiliation #simp #domdadjoke
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Why did the submissive cross the road?
To bring me my coffee, but not without permission.
Now send for making me laugh at your pathetic little attempt, you over-eager wallet piΓ±ata.
#findom #domdadjoke #sub #loser
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Why did the sub bring mistletoe to the dungeon?
Because Daddy said, βYouβll be kissing your savings goodbye!β
#domdadjoke
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Why did the tiny dick hate Christmas Eve?
Because every stocking was bigger than his package!
#domdadjoke #sph #christmaseve #domeve #dom #sub
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Why donβt candles ever get punished in the dungeon?
Because they always melt under the heat.
Now, whoβs ready to drip for Daddy?
#BDSMjokes #WaxPlay #DomHumor #Femdom #Findom #KinkLife #Domme #Sub #TeaseAndDenial #Humiliation #domdadjoke
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Why did the masochist break up with the sadist?
The sadist kept saying, βNo.β
#femdom #findom #bdsm #dommehumor #sub #simp #masochist #sadist #humiliation #tease #domdadjoke
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Why did the beta get kicked out of the BDSM club?
They kept topping from the bottom.
#domdadjoke #sub #dom
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Why did the submissive bring a leash to the BDSM session?
Because they knew theyβd be tied up in pleasureβ¦ and wouldnβt mind one bit.β
#BDSM #findom #femdom #sub #simp #beta #dominance #tease #domdadjoke #pup
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Why did the rope top get promoted?
They always tied up loose ends.
#domdadjoke #bdsm #shibari #sub #dom
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Why did the subβs wallet go to therapy?
Because it couldnβt handle being emptied every week.
#findom #payday #femdom #domdadjoke #simp #tribute #domme #humiliation
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Why did the pegging session get delayed?
The sub couldnβt take a seat to save his life.
#pegging #femdom #findom #sub #beta #simp #humiliation #domme #domdadjoke
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Why did the masochist bring a ladder to the CBT session?
He heard it was ball-busting work and wanted to step up his game.
#cbt #humiliation #femdom #findom #domme #sub #simp #loser #tease #domdadjoke
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Why did the escort start a gardening business?
Because they were great at plowing and knew how to handle hoes!
#domdadjoke
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